“Strip malls are a whole lot more family friendly than they sound”
A "strip mall" doesn't have anything to do with "stripping," but it might sound like it does. "James: 'strip mall sounds cooler than it actually is'"…
Archive for 11/2021
“I like my women like I like my coffee. Sent back for not being hot enough”
"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…
“When I do good I feel good and when I do bad I feel bad, and that’s my religion”
A quote about Abraham Lincoln's religion was recorded by William Henry Herndon (1818-1891), Lincoln's 20-year friend, law partner and biographer, in the book Herndon's Lincoln: The…
Anti-vaxer (Antivaxer)
Someone who is "anti-vaccination" has been called an "anti-vaccer" (antivaccer) or "anti-vaxer" (antivaxer) or "anti-vaxxer" (antivaxxer). The terms --…
“I’d rather trust my neighbors with more freedom than trust my politicians with more power”
"I'd rather trust my neighbors with more freedom than trust my politicians with more power" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I'd rather trust my…
“If police are really here to protect us, the entire government would be in prison”
"If police are really here to protect us, the entire government would be in prison" (or "If the police were here to protect us, the entire government would be arrested") is a…
“Coffee: Because crack is bad for you”
"Coffee: Because crack isn't allowed in the workplace" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to have been cited in print since at least 2009.…
“If the police were here to protect us, the entire government would be arrested”
"If police are really here to protect us, the entire government would be in prison" (or "If the police were here to protect us, the entire government would be arrested") is a…
Anti-vaxxer (Antivaxxer)
Someone who is "anti-vaccination" has been called an "anti-vaccer" (antivaccer) or "anti-vaxer" (antivaxer) or "anti-vaxxer" (antivaxxer). The terms --…
“Solar power is the way forward, but it won’t happen overnight”
"Overnight" can mean "quickly" or "suddenly," but sometimes it literally means over night. This is the basis of a solar power pun. "Scientists agree that solar…
“Solar power is the future, but it won’t happen overnight”
"Overnight" can mean "quickly" or "suddenly," but sometimes it literally means over night. This is the basis of a solar power pun. "Scientists agree that solar…
“Dear Coca-Cola Company: No more new flavors. Either add the cocaine back, or leave it alone”
Coca-Cola used to be made with cocaine (in the 19th century). "Dear Coca-Cola Company: No more new flavors. Either add the cocaine back, or leave it alone" is a jocular saying that has…
“Coffee. Because sarcasm needs to stay hydrated”
"Coffee. Because sarcasm needs to stay hydrated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee . . . Because sarcasm needs to stay hydrated" was posted on…
“Stupidity is the real pandemic”
The real pandemic is stupidity" (or "Stupidity is the real pandemic") is a COVID-19 saying that has been printed on many images. "The real pandemic is how stupid everyone…
“Only those who have something to hide will work relentlessly to censor those who speak the truth”
"Only those who have something to hide will work relentlessly to censor those who speak the truth" is a saying about censorship that has been printed on an image. The saying (on an image)…
“The real pandemic is stupidity”
The real pandemic is stupidity" (or "Stupidity is the real pandemic") is a COVID-19 saying that has been printed on many images. "The real pandemic is how stupid everyone…
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but better”
"Whiskey Wednesday. It's like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Taco Tuesday" and "Whiskey Wednesday" are terms…
“Whiskey Wednesday. It’s like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses”
"Whiskey Wednesday. It's like Taco Tuesday, but for badasses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Taco Tuesday" and "Whiskey Wednesday" are terms…
“I remember a time when people who got tested with no apparent symptoms were called hypochondriacs”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many people getting tested weekly or monthly, even if they displayed no symptoms of any disease. This was posted on Twitter by Naomi Seibt on May 12,…
“Over-medicated and under-educated is exactly how they want us”
"Over-medicated and under-educated is exactly how they want us" is a saying that has been printed on several images. One popular image shows a young school student. "They"…