"What did the chemist have for lunch? A Pb and J…

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich (PB&J) is popular in the United States. However, “Pb” is the chemical symbol for lead. “J” is an old symbol for iodine.

”‎‘What did the chemist have for lunch? A Pb and J sandwich! And then he died of lead poisoning.’ - Ian Ferguson” was posted on Twitter by hannahkris on November 3, 2011. “#InScienceClass Pb is lead…. So if you have a Pb and J sandwich wouldn’t you die?” was posted on Twitter by Brandon Schiedel on May 22, 2012. “Why can’t you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich? It’s hard to bite through lead” was posted on Twitter by WayMay Science Jokes on March 31, 2014. “My chemistry teacher offered me a Pb and J sandwich. Hospital bill is pretty high” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 6, 2021.

Wikipedia: Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich (PB&J) consists of peanut butter and fruit preserves — jelly — spread on bread. The sandwich may be open-faced, made of a single slice of bread folded over, or made between two slices of bread.

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hannahkris
@hannahkrispy
‎“What did the chemist have for lunch? A Pb and J sandwich! And then he died of lead poisoning.” - Ian Ferguson
12:50 AM · Nov 3, 2011·Twitter Web Client

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Brandon Schiedel
@Abc53010
#InScienceClass Pb is lead…. So if you have a Pb and J sandwich wouldn’t you die?
1:33 PM · May 22, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Troy Schneider
@troyschneider2
Replying to @ColeLandmann
@ColeLandmann @deichmannemily you donut put lead on your pb and j sandwich
11:39 PM · Sep 27, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Matthew Wilcox
@Bass_Guy_Matt
So.. did you hear the one about the Chemist eating the Pb and J sandwich? Apparently he died from lead poisoning… #chemistryjokes
8:28 PM · Oct 10, 2012·Twitter for Android

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JP
@jpwobs
A Pb and J sandwich is a lead and jelly sandwich chemically speaking
4:16 PM · Jan 29, 2014 from Iowa City, IA·Twitter for iPhone

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HURRICANE MATT
@mattsw8
In chemistry class, if you eat a Pb and J sandwich you will probably die…
11:54 AM · Mar 10, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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WayMay Science Jokes
@WayMayJokes
Why can’t you ask a chemist to make you a Pb and J sandwich? It’s hard to bite through lead. #APChemclass #PunoftheDay #Clythe
10:43 AM · Mar 31, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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☆ moe ☆
@thayerrrrr
Why can’t a chemist make a Pb and J sandwich ? It’s hard to bite through lead. (Pb)
4:06 PM · Sep 21, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Ashley wheeler
@ChemWheeler
Hey B Day, your turn for Element Quiz 2 tomorrow! Make sure there’s no lead in your Pb (and j) sandwich!
9:25 PM · Sep 2, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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Tristan Johnson
@TristanPEJ
Made myself a Pb and J sandwich and died of lead poisoning. I’ll see myself out.
12:23 PM · Jul 20, 2016·TweetDeck

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Joel
@Maheemzz
Replying to @selmacashmoney and @twtselma
If the element Pb is Lead, does that make a Pb and J sandwich lethal?
9:27 AM · Sep 10, 2019·Twitter for Android

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Mara Bat
@maraurban0607
Chemists be like: Pb and j sandwich? Why the fuck are you putting lead on a sandwich
1:00 AM · Sep 18, 2020·Twitter for Android

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mack
@redbullbabey
i want to have a pb and j sandwich (lead and jelly)
2:16 PM · Dec 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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frog in space
@FrogHomeless
never ask a scientist to make you a pb and j sandwich. while us common folk understand it as an abbreviation for peanut butter and jelly, the scientist, incapable of comprehending peasant speak, will instead give you lead (Pb)
4:47 PM · Sep 8, 2021·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/ok_thats_pretty_cool November 6, 2021
My chemistry teacher offered me a Pb and J sandwhich.
Hospital bill is pretty high.
COMMENTS
petaflopbopper
J is the old symbol for iodine. So when he said “I’m going to have a Pb and J”, your mistake was answering “I’ll have a PbJ2”.
Curlyvamp
Pb = lead

“What did the chemist have for lunch? A Pb and J sandwich! And then he died of lead poisoning”