“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally. I just live in New Jersey”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
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“I’m in a bad place right now. Not mentally. I just live in the United States”
"I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. Just [X]" is a meme that has been printed on many images. "In a bad place right now. Not emotionally, just at work..." was…
“Why can’t you carry unlimited pickles in video games?”/“You’re over-cucumbered.”
The term "encumbance" has nothing to do with cucumbers, but there are jokes. "Enumbrance" is a video game term defined in The Long Dark Wiki as "a player statistic that…
Raw Dog Oxygen (breathing without a face mask)
"Raw dog" usually means sexual intercourse without a condom. The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in requirements to wear face masks, and "raw dog oxygen" (or…
“What do you call a book written in prison?”/“Context.”
A prison riddle was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on February 1, 2021: Q: What do you call a book written in prison?A: Context. "Context" is a pun on "con text." Reddit --…
I’ve got a hunch that I don’t have any money left over after paying for college. It’s all intuition”
"Intuition" sounds like "in tuition," and there are jokes. I've got a hunch that I don't have any money left over after paying for college. It's all…
#NotMyGroundhog
According to Groundhog Day tradition, if a groundhog sees its shadow on February 2nd, this means six more weeks of winter. Many people people this tradition makes no sense, and the term…
“The truth shall set you free, but first it will shatter your illusions”
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" is from the King James Bible, John 8:32. "The truth shall/will set you free, but first it will shatter your…
“The truth will set you free, but first it will shatter your illusions”
"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" is from the King James Bible, John 8:32. "The truth shall/will set you free, but first it will shatter your…
“What kind of greens do chickens eat?”/“Bok bok bok choy.”
A bok choy riddle was posted on Twitter by Denis Patrol on December 10, 2009: Q: What's a chicken's favorite vegetable?A: Bok bok bok choy. "Q: What kind of greens do chickens eat?…
“I miss being able to raw dog oxygen”
"Raw dog" usually means sexual intercourse without a condom. The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in requirements to wear face masks, and "raw dog oxygen" (or…
“A stir fry is just a hot salad”
Stir fry has been compared to a hot salad. "Stir fry is just like having a hot salad. Random thought" was posted on Twitter by Megan Kittrell on December 26, 2010. "Stir Fry is just…
“What’s white and annoying at breakfast?”/“An avalanche.”
An anti-joke breakfast riddle is: Q: What’s white and annoying at breakfast?A: An avalanche. The riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 21, 2021. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by…
“Vegetable soup is just a hot, wet salad”
Vegetable soup has been compared to a hot, wet salad. "'Want some vegetable soup?' 'No, I already ate some hot, wet, stinky salad, thanks'" was posted on Twitter by…
“Marinara sauce is just Italian salsa”
Marinara sauce is often compared to salsa. "marinara sauce is Italian salsa" was posted on Twitter by Chuck Tenders on July 28, 2013. "'Marinara is just Italian salsa.'…
“Guacamole is just Mexican pesto”
Pesto is often compared to guacamole. Both are green. although the ingredients are very different. "Pesto- the italian guacamole" was posted on Twitter by Wear A Damn MasKiki on December…
“Pesto is just Italian guacamole”
Pesto is often compared to guacamole. Both are green. although the ingredients are very different. "Pesto- the italian guacamole" was posted on Twitter by Wear A Damn MasKiki on December…
“Hummus is just chickpea guacamole”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Guacamole is just avocado hummus”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Hummus is just Jewish guacamole”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…