I've got a hunch that I don't have any money…

“Intuition” sounds like “in tuition,” and there are jokes.

I’ve got a hunch that I don’t have any money left over after paying for college. It’s all intuition” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on February 1, 2021.

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Liz Valenzuela
@Liz_Valenz
Me: “Lalo, you need to use your intuition.”
Lalo: “Isn’t that what you pay for college?”
12:28 PM · Nov 11, 2010·Twitter SMS

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Misty-B
@SierraMist_22
Me: what does intuition mean?
Sierra: it’s what you pay for college with.
@Leooneee
1:33 AM · Jul 14, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Darius
@dariusmortazavi
“is intuition what you use to pay for college?”
4:03 PM · Sep 28, 2015·Twitter for iPhone

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chels
@chelstb133
I said yeah I tend to have good intuition and cam said isn’t that like what u pay for college… :///
1:28 AM · Feb 16, 2016 from Upper Grand Lagoon, FL·Twitter for iPhone

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Maleigha Jade
@maleigha_j
“You need intuition”
“Isn’t that what you need for college, to pay”
This is the school I go to..
3:18 PM · Nov 8, 2016·Twitter for iPhone

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ern.
@ernalicious36
I pay for college… intuition
12:31 PM · Jul 10, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Rachelle
@rachelle2turnt
me: just trust your intuition
”..aint that for college or sum shit”
2:59 AM · Dec 9, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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gizelle catherine grace
@GizelleCG
“they charge too much for college intuition.”
“intuition??! you mean tuition?”
“thats why i didnt go to college.”
LOL
..did this conversation really just happen?Rolling on the floor laughing
9:01 PM · Jul 21, 2019·Twitter for Android

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shawty of ur dreams
@madifcknsmokes
my brother just asked if “intuition” is what you paid for college
6:24 PM · Sep 27, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/DarthEwok42 February 1, 2021
I’ve got a hunch that I don’t have any money left over after paying for college.
It’s all intuition.