“Ice cubes are just domesticated ice”
"Ice cubes are just domesticated glaciers" was posted on Twitter by Corey on April 5, 2014. "Ice cubes are just domesticated glaciers" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on…
Archive for 01/2021
“What do you call a monk riding in a hot air balloon?”/“An air friar.”
An "air fryer" should not be confused with an "air friar," but there are jokes. "What do you call a monk riding in a hot air balloon? An air friar" was posted on…
“You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed”
"You call me paranoid. I call you uninformed" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the supposedly "paranoid" person is the one who is actually…
“Real men don’t have Xboxes, they got toolboxes and tackleboxes”
"Real men don't have Xboxes, they got toolboxes and tackleboxes" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Real men don't have Xboxes, they got toolboxes and…
“Good morning, self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs?”
"Anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Can someone tell me how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs again, I…
“They don’t want you to have free speech. so they invented the term ‘hate speech’ to shut you up”
"They don't want you to have free speech. so they invented the term 'hate speech' to shut you up" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Barbed wire is shown over…
“Gender neutral non-binary older sibling is watching you”
"Big Brother is watching you" is a famous saying from George Orwell's dystopian 1949 novel Nineteen Eighty-Four. However, some might possibly find "brother" to be…
“Big Sibling is watching you”
"Big Brother is watching you" is a famous saying from George Orwell's dystopian 1949 novel Nineteen Eighty-Four. However, some might possibly find "brother" to be…
“Voting: Giving grown adults the illusion of control”
"Voting: Giving grown adults the illusion of control" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The image shows a young child in a car, and the toy steering wheel that the child…
“What do you call a levitating monk?”/“An air friar.”
An "air fryer" should not be confused with an "air friar," but there are jokes. "What do you call a monk riding in a hot air balloon? An air friar" was posted on…
“Anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?”
"Anyone know how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Can someone tell me how much vodka goes into scrambled eggs again, I…
“Once upon a time, all food was organic”
"Once upon a time, all food was organic" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American author Michael Pollan wrote in The Omnivore's Dilemma: The Secrets Behind What You…
“Big Pharma does not create cures. They create customers”
"The Pharmaceutical industry does not create cures. They create customers" is an anti-Big Pharma saying that has been printed on many images. "The pharmaceutical industry DOES NOT…
“My wife just gave me a restraining order. Who knew there was a correct way to use a colander?”
A colander is a kitchen utensil used to strain foods. "My wife told me I was using the colander incorrectly, so she gave me a restraining order..." was posted on Twitter by…
“If you can’t trust people with freedom, how can you trust people with power?”
"If you can't trust people with freedom, how can you trust people with power?" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "If we can't trust people with…
“Seeds are the ultimate zip files”
A seed has the building code for a plant, and it has been compared to a ZIP file of data compression. "seeds are natures zip files" was posted on Twitter by thomtrance ⇙⇙⇙ on…
“The Pharmaceutical industry does not create cures. They create customers”
"The Pharmaceutical industry does not create cures. They create customers" is an anti-Big Pharma saying that has been printed on many images. "The pharmaceutical industry DOES NOT…
“If we can’t trust people with freedom, how can we trust them with power?”
"If you can't trust people with freedom, how can you trust people with power?" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "If we can't trust people with…
“Why did the picture go to jail?”/“Because it was framed.”
A picture riddle was printed in The News Journal (Wilmington, DE) on October 11, 1996: Q: Why did the picture go to jail?A: Because if was framed. A painting riddle was printed in the Southtown…
“War propaganda left unchecked for a single generation becomes history”
"War propoganda left unchecked for a single generation becomes history" was posted on Twitter by @trutherbot on March 10, 2015. The original tweet is no longer available. "War…