“Those who know the least, obey the best”
"Those who know the least, obey the best" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is often applied to government. "Tis a constant maxim amongst us, that those…
Archive for 01/2021
Mother Of All Short Squeezes (MOASS)
Finance has its short squeezes, and a very large one is called the "Mother Of All Short Squeezes" (MOASS). "Dan Dorfman, CNBC's financial correspondent, reported a money…
“What’s the main religion of most ghosts?”/“Boo dism.”
A religion riddle is: Q: What's the main religion of most ghosts?A: Boo dism. Forms of the pun on "Buddhism" have been cited in print since at least 2004. Wikipedia: BuddhismBuddhism…
“Hummus is the guacamole of the Middle East”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
MOASS (Mother Of All Short Squeezes)
Finance has its short squeezes, and a very large one is called the "Mother Of All Short Squeezes" (MOASS). "Dan Dorfman, CNBC's financial correspondent, reported a money…
“Sauerkraut is just white people kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Kimchi is just spicy sauerkraut”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Kimchi is just Asian sauerkraut”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Kimchi is just Korean sauerkraut”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Sauerkraut is just European kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Once you wake up, it’s hard to go back to sheep”
"Once you are awake, it's hard to go back to sheep" (or "Once you awake, it's hard to go back to sheep") -- "sheep" is a change from the usual…
“Sauerkraut is German kimchi”
Kimchi is often compared to sauerkraut. "Just had a revelation. Sauerkraut is German kimchi. LOL!" was posted on Twitter by Kuan on December 4, 2009. "I just realized that sauerkraut…
“Once you are awake, it’s hard to go back to sheep”
"Once you are awake, it's hard to go back to sheep" (or "Once you awake, it's hard to go back to sheep") -- "sheep" is a change from the usual…
“A black speck on your TV screen isn’t too irritating until you’re trying to watch a hockey game”
A black speck on a TV screen can make it difficult to watch a hockey puck. "Watching hockey with a black speck on the screen is really frustrating" was posted on Twitter by Tucker on…
“Only a weirdough doesn’t like pizza”
"Weirdo" is sometimes jocularly written as "weirdough" (weird/weirdo + dough). "Crêpe" can sound like "creep," and "donut" like "do…
“Eating is kinda like ‘insert here to continue playing’”
Some games require putting more coins or tokens in to continue playing. The game of life is a bit different. "Eating is kinda like 'insert here to continue playing'" was posted…
“Guacamole is Mexican hummus”
Guacamole (an avocado-based dip/spread) is often compared to hummus (a chickpea-based dip/spread). "'Guacamole is like the hummus of Mexicans.' - @MonstroCafe…
“Once you awake, it’s hard to go back to sheep”
"Once you are awake, it's hard to go back to sheep" (or "Once you awake, it's hard to go back to sheep") -- "sheep" is a change from the usual…
“What do you call someone who doesn’t like bread?”/“A weirdough.”
"Weirdo" is sometimes jocularly written as "weirdough" (weird/weirdo + dough). "Crêpe" can sound like "creep," and "donut" like "do…
“What type of person doesn’t like pizza? A weirdough”
"Weirdo" is sometimes jocularly written as "weirdough" (weird/weirdo + dough). "Crêpe" can sound like "creep," and "donut" like "do…