“Whenever I say the word ‘exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate”
"Whenever I say the word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate" (or "Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate"…
Archive for 12/2020
“The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does”
"The only problem with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does/stops" -- that is, the body fat still jiggles -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Every time I hear the dirty word ‘exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate”
"Whenever I say the word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate" (or "Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate"…
“Alcohol is the WD40 of social interactions”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…
“Queso is just Mexican fondue”
Chile con queso is often compared to fondue (a French/Swiss dish). "Eating @TheMeltingPot - If Mexican Restaurants ever figure out that queso is fondue - They could make a killing!" was…
“Queso is just fondue for chips”
Chile con queso is often compared to fondue (a French/Swiss dish). "Eating @TheMeltingPot - If Mexican Restaurants ever figure out that queso is fondue - They could make a killing!" was…
“Queso is just Tex-Mex fondue”
Chile con queso is often compared to fondue (a French/Swiss dish). "Eating @TheMeltingPot - If Mexican Restaurants ever figure out that queso is fondue - They could make a killing!" was…
“Junkies snort curry powder instead of cocaine. One’s now in a korma, the other’s got a dodgy tikka”
The Indian foods of "korma" can sound like "coma" and "tikka" can sound like "ticker" (as in someone's heart). “A man overdosed on curry powder and…
“‘Lasagne’ is French for ‘the sagne’”
"Lasagne" (singular "lasagna") is an Italian word and not French, but some people think it means "la sagne/sagna," or "the sagne/sagna." "Is Lasagna…
“Fondue is just French queso”
Fondue (a French/Swiss dish) is often compared to chile con queso. "Fondue is basically the Swiss version of queso but you add a lot of alcohol to the cheese, which makes it as amazing as it…
“‘Lasagna’ is French for ‘the sagna’”
"Lasagne" (singular "lasagna") is an Italian word and not French, but some people think it means "la sagne/sagna," or "the sagne/sagna." "Is Lasagna…
“Queso is just spicy fondue”
Chile con queso is often compared to fondue (a French/Swiss dish). "Eating @TheMeltingPot - If Mexican Restaurants ever figure out that queso is fondue - They could make a killing!" was…
“Queso is just Texan fondue”
Chile con queso is often compared to fondue (a French/Swiss dish). "Eating @TheMeltingPot - If Mexican Restaurants ever figure out that queso is fondue - They could make a killing!" was…
“Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend”
"Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend" is a line by the character Howard Stark to the character Steve Rogers (Captain America) in the film Captain America: The First Avenger (2011).…
“I’m an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December I’m eggnogstic”
"Eggnogstic" (eggnog + agnostic) is a jocular term that has been cited in print since at least 1885. "What do you call a religious skeptic drinking a common December beverage?…
“Are we still allowed to leave Santa milk and cookies? Or is that considered indoor dining now?”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in the closure of indoor dining for many restaurants. Some people wondered if these rules also applied to leaving out milk and cookies for Santa…
“Fondue is just Swiss queso”
Fondue (a French/Swiss dish) is often compared to chile con queso. "Fondue is basically the Swiss version of queso but you add a lot of alcohol to the cheese, which makes it as amazing as it…
“Politicians haven’t been tarred and feathered in a while and it shows”
"Politicians haven’t been tarred and feathered in a while and it shows" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on many images. The images usually show a drawing from the…
“The 12 Days of Corona” (song parody)
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many changes to the classic song "The Twelve Days of Christmas," often called "The 12 Days of Corona" or "The 12 Days…
“The 12 Days of 2020” (song parody)
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many changes to the classic song "The Twelve Days of Christmas," often called "The 12 Days of Corona" or "The 12 Days…