“You don’t unite with evil. You defeat it”
After an election (a primary election or a general election), there are usually calls to unite. "Good cannot unite with evil" is a popular response by those who do not wish to unite.…
Archive for 12/2020
“I started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable. One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire”
If you invest in beef stock and chicken stock and vegetable stock, could you become a "bouillonaire" (bouillon + billionaire)? "I bought apple stocks early.......also beef stocks,…
“I’ve decided to invest all my money in soup stocks. I want to be a bouillonaire”
If you invest in beef stock and chicken stock and vegetable stock, could you become a "bouillonaire" (bouillon + billionaire)? "I bought apple stocks early.......also beef stocks,…
“The junk drawer in now called the mask drawer”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. The junk drawer in people's kitchens became a mask drawer. "We have moved on from having a junk…
“Thanks to Covid, my glove box is now my mask box”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. The glove box in people's cars became a mask box. "Not yet but my vehicle glove box is now a…
“Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe”
People tend to exaggerate when talking about hyperbole. "Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe" was posted on Twitter by Yeah Clarko on February 23, 2008. "Hyperbole is the…
“Hyperbole is the worst thing ever!”
People tend to exaggerate when talking about hyperbole. "Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe" was posted on Twitter by Yeah Clarko on February 23, 2008. "Hyperbole is the…
“Hyperbole is the worst figure of speech in the multiverse”
People tend to exaggerate when talking about hyperbole. "Hyperbole is the worst thing in the universe" was posted on Twitter by Yeah Clarko on February 23, 2008. "Hyperbole is the…
“Mercury, closest planet to the sun, -173 degrees Celsius at night. First world problems”
The term "Third World" refers to the economy of countries and was coined in the 1950s. The term "First World" doesn't refer to the planet Mercury and the term "Third…
“It’s time to take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity work itself out”
"I really think it's time to take the warning labels off of everything and let stupidity work itself out of the gene pool" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
Texcation (Texas + vacation)
A "Texcation" (Texas + vacation) can be taken by anyone -- even those living in Texas. Texas is the second largest U.S. state by both area (after Alaska) and population (after…
“Some cool photos of all the places I visited in 2020” (quarantine joke)
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in in travel restrictions and home quarantines. Many people did not travel anywhere. "Some cool photos of all the places i visited in…