“We don’t skinny dip. We chunky dunk”
"We don't skinny dip. We chunky dunk" (or "I don't skinny dip. I chunky dunk") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Speaking of same, Jeri Sulley…
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“I don’t skinny dip. I chunky dunk”
"We don't skinny dip. We chunky dunk" (or "I don't skinny dip. I chunky dunk") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Speaking of same, Jeri Sulley…
“Olives matter”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Olives matter" (or "Black olives matter") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Wikipedia: Black Lives MatterBlack Lives Matter (BLM) is…
“A meatball sub is basically just an Italian taco”
"A meatball sub is basically just an Italian taco" is an observation tat was posted on Twitter by ↁ𝖩 on February 23, 2016. "The meatball sub is basically just an Italian…
“A virologist, an epidemiologist and a scientist walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." However, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, most bars…
“The first rule of Mime Club is: You do not talk about Mime Club”
"The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club" is a saying in the novel Fight Club (1996) and the 1999 film. What would be a similar saying for Mime Club?…
“White bread will now be referred to as ‘privilege loaf’”
The concept of "white privilege" is sometimes jokingly extended to white bread. "White bread will now be referred to as privilege loaf😂😂😂😂" was posted on Facebook by…
“An epidemiologist, an ICU doctor and a scientist all walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." However, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, most bars…
“Black olives matter”
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Olives matter" (or "Black olives matter") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Twitter Twitter Twitter Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted by…
“‘Iced coffee’ sounds cool but ‘cold coffee’ sounds gross”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twittervince@v_c_17How come we like iced coffee but dislike cold coffee?12:37 PM · May 19, 2020·Twitter for Android Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/IlConteiacula…
“Never play tennis with a cymbal. It makes a terrible racket”
"I've just seen a kid playing tennis with a cymbal. Terrible racket" is a pun that was posted on Twitter by Marty Lawrence on October 18, 2013. "Racket" can mean…
“Pizza rolls are the Italian version of Fruit Gushers”
Pizza rolls remind many people of Fruit Gushers. "Fruit gushers + pizza = Tostino's pizza rolls" was posted on Twitter by Paula Savage on January 22, 2012. "Did you ever stop to…
“America: The country so great that even its haters refuse to leave”
"America: The country so great that even its haters refuse to leave" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Democrats said they would leave the United States if Donald…
“The USA: A country so great that even her haters refuse to leave”
"America: The country so great that even its haters refuse to leave" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many Democrats said they would leave the United States if Donald…
“What has three letters and starts with gas?”/“A car.”
A car riddle is: Q: What has three letters and starts with gas? A: A car. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2012. Twitter medschool.@VivaLaAliWhat has 3 letters and starts with…
Freedom Mask (face mask)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. The face mask was sometimes called a "freedom mask" because wearing a mask gave one…
“Got thrown out of Mime Club yesterday. Must have been something I said”
"The first rule about fight club is you don't talk about fight club" is a saying in the novel Fight Club (1996) and the 1999 film. What would be a similar saying for Mime Club?…
“The moon landing never happened! It’s still in the sky”
The "moon landing" means a person landing on the moon. "Moon landing" does not mean that the moon is landing, but there are jokes. "The moon landing never happened the moon…
“A Viagra shipment was stolen today. Cops are on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals”
What is a "hardened criminal"? A now-famous Viagra joke was posted on the newsgroup rec.humor.funny on May 20, 1998: "Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's health…
“Sometimes you meet people who change your life for the better. Those people are called baristas”
"Sometimes you meet people who change your life for the better. Those people are called baristas" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "sometimes u run into people who…