“Keep this planet clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
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“A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A conspiracy theorist version is: "A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar... Or so the…
“Keep the planet clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Keep Earth clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“Coronavirus is to be re-named the Schrodinger Virus” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic has been compared to Schrödinger's cat. This was posted on Sickipedia on April 2, 2020: "Coronavirus is to be re-named the Schrodinger Virus.You either…
“Water is the default flavor”
"Water is the default flavor" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on June 14, 2020. Some people disagreed. "The default flavor is actually your saliva. So if something has no…
“Keep our planet clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“When you find out your daily lifestyle is actually called ‘quarantine’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Some people found that this was, essentially, their daily routine anyway. "#QuarantineLife me realizing that my daily lifestyle…
“Defund the thought police”
"Defund the police" became a popular slogan in June 2020, during the George Floyd protests. "Defund the Thought Police" was posted on Twitter by Greg- The Official Barber of…
“Keep the Earth clean. It’s not Uranus”
"Keep the Earth/planet clean. It’s not Uranus" -- usually made to sound like "your anus" --is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep the Earth clean -…
“An anteater walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." Anteaters have long noses, and there are three joke versions. "Also...an anteater…
“‘You are what you eat.’ I don’t remember eating a disappointment”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“It’s only Quarantine if it’s in the Quarante region of France” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. "Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of…
“There are days when I need coffee to come out of the shower head”
Many people need coffee immediately upon waking. "This is gonna be one of those days where i wish coffee came out of the shower head" was posted on Twitter by Aimee on November 19, 2012.…
“‘You are what you eat.’ I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
“Why did the runner stop listening to music?”/“Because she broke too many records.”
A riddle about running is: Q: Why did the runner stop listening to music?A: Because she broke too many records. The joke was posted on Twitter by Steven on November 15, 2016. Twitter…
“Gun control only works out well for those who control the guns”
"Gun control -- it only ends well for those who control the guns" is a saying shown on a meme with a photo of people lined up against a wall, probably about to be executed. The meme was…
“Gun control only ends well for those who control the guns”
"Gun control -- it only ends well for those who control the guns" is a saying shown on a meme with a photo of people lined up against a wall, probably about to be executed. The meme was…
“What do you call a fake koi fish?”/“A dekoi.”
A koi fish riddle is: Q: What do you call a fake koi fish?A: A dekoi. "Dekoi" is pronounced like "decoy." The joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 7, 2019. Wikipedia:…
“‘You are what you eat.’ I don’t remember eating a big disappointment”
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…