“When the looting starts, the shooting starts”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Twitter Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrumpThis Tweet violated the Twitter Rules about glorifying violence. However, Twitter has determined that it may be in the…
Archive for 06/2020
“I’m a big fan of air circulation”
"I'm a big fan of air circulation devices" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Mike Sullivan on July 9, 2012. "I'm a big fan of air circulation" was posted on…
“Have you been traumatized by the toilet paper shortage? You may be entitled to constipation”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying -- and shortages -- of toilet paper. "HAVE YOU BEEN TRAUMATIZED BY THE SHORTAGE OF TOILET PAPER? YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO…
“Due to corona virus, I will not shake hands or hug. You may kneel or bow to me”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made many people refrain from handshakes and hugs. "Due to corona virus I will not shake hands or hug... you may kneel or bow to me.., either will be…
“With everything going on, you’d think America is cursed or something. Like it was built on…”
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
“I named my stomach Budapest, Because it is the capital of Hungry”
The country of Hungary should not be confused with "hungry," but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Taylor Burkhalter on January 6, 2018: "I was home for Christmas and my…
“If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your business. We are having a fire drill”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools. Many parents were homeschooling for the first time. "If you see my kids locked outside today, mind your business! We…
“Is America cursed because it’s built on an ancient Indian burial ground?”
A popular trope in movies and television is that something (such as a house or a town) is cursed because it was built on an ancient Indian burial ground. This became a viral joke about America.…
“The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations or learn to drink”
"The key to getting along with people is to either lower your expectations or learn to drink" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The key to getting along with people…
“Wash your hands. COVID-19 doesn’t kill itself, just like Jeffrey Epstein”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many announcements that people should wash their hands. "Wash your hands to kill Corona Virus. It doesn't kill itself, just like…