"Remember when teachers used to say, 'You won't have a calculator everywhere you go'? Well, we showed them" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many…
"Fritos" (a brand of corn chips) shouldn't be confused with "free toes," but there are jokes. "Cannibals never turn down Fritos" was posted on Twitter by Junction…
A joke about surveillance mentions Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Amazon Alexa and/or Apple's Siri. "My son asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid the NSA was…
"With poor graphics and no plot, TurboTax is the worst video game I have ever played" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. TurboTax is an American tax preparation…
Many food products made of vegetables claim that they taste like meat. However, is there a meat product that claims it tastes like vegetables? "They should have meat that tastes like…
Some people keep a potato masher in a drawer, but this often makes the drawer get stuck. A joke was posted on Twitter by Simon Holland on August 15, 2017: "We keep a potato masher in a drawer…
Many people still have landlines just to call their cell phones when they lose them in the house. "I still have a landline, or as I like to call it, 'a cell phone finder'" is a…
People like to know who's calling them before answering a phone. "If you call me from a private number, I will respect your privacy and not answer" is a saying that has been printed…
What goes into that sloppy joe sandwich? "Yesterday's meatloaf is tomorrow's sloppy joe" was posted on Twitter by Autumn Woods on May 31, 2009. "Todays meatloaf,…
What are some other uses of breadcrumbs, besides food? "Breadcrumbs are toast confetti" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 7, 2020. "Bread crumbs are just toast…
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of those who threaten it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"…
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
"May your coffee be strong and your students be calm" is a jocular teacher saying that has been printed on many images. "To the teachers returning to the classroom, may your coffee…
"May your coffee be strong and your students be calm" is a jocular teacher saying that has been printed on many images. "To the teachers returning to the classroom, may your coffee…
Sundays often seem to go by quickly. "May your coffee be strong and your Sunday be long" is a a saying that has been printed on some images. "Happy #NationalCoffeeDay ! May your…
Olive Garden is an American casual dining restaurant chain, serving Americanized versions of Italian food. It has been compared to Applebee's, a chain restaurant serving American food.…
The term "running late" means to be behind schedule. It doesn't mean to be actually running (jogging) at a late hour, but there are jokes. "Running late, like I'm jogging…
New York (NY) Times columnist Russell Baker (1925-2019) wrote on August 6, 1968, about the Republican National Convention in Miami Beach, Florida: "MIAMI BEACH, August 5. -- Every political…
"The reason there’s a February 29 is because it takes a full day to explain what the fuck a leap year is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. "The reason…
Entry in progress -- B.P. “A lot of conflict in the old Wild West could have been avoided if nineteenth century architects had made their towns big enough for more than one person" is a joke…