“I whispered because I didn’t want Zuckerberg to hear us. She laughed. I laughed. Siri laughed”
A joke about surveillance mentions Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg, Amazon Alexa and/or Apple’s Siri. “My son asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid the NSA was listening. He laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed and Siri laughed too!” was posted on Twitter by Davide Nastasio on April 23, 2019.
“My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening! She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed” was posted on Twitter by Sandip Garg on May 19, 2019. The surveillance joke has been printed on many images.
“My girlfriend asked why I carry a gun around the house? I looked her dead in the eye and said, ‘the motherfucking decepticons’. She laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster, it was a good time” and “My wife asked why I carry a gun around the house. I told her: fear of CIA. She laughed, I laughed, the Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo” are similar jokes.
Twitter
Mr Dewick
@MrLDewick
My “nearest & dearest” asked me why I carry a gun.
I said ‘fear of surveillance’
She laughed
I laughed
Siri laughed
I shot the iPhone📱
5:31 PM · Mar 29, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
Twitter
Davide Nastasio
@DavideNastasio
My son asked me why I speak so softly in the house. I said I was afraid the NSA was listening. He laughed, I laughed, Alexa laughed and Siri laughed too!
8:14 PM · Apr 23, 2019·Twitter for Android
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AD
@ADictiveye
my wife asked why i speak so softly in the house.i said i m afraid mark Zuckerberg is listening !! she laughed , i laughed, alexa laughed, siri laughed 😂
2:15 PM · May 18, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Sandip Garg
@SandipGarg
😀My wife asked why I spoke so softly in the house. I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
10:49 PM · May 19, 2019·Facebook
Twitter
Vivek Ranjan Agnihotri
@vivekagnihotri
*My wife said someone is listening to us.
I said do you believe in ghosts?
I laughed. She laughed.
Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.*
12:59 PM · May 21, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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VIKRAM
@Gobhiji3
My wife asked me why I spoke so softly in the house..
I said I was afraid if Mark Zuckerberg was listening !
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
2:27 AM · May 22, 2019·Twitter for Android
Twitter
Chuka…
@OgaChuka
My sister asked me why I was speaking so softly at home.
I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed.
I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
5:43 PM · May 31, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/esco123 May 31, 2019
My wife asked why I was speaking so softly at home…..
...I said in case Zuckerburg was listening.
She laughed. I laughed.
Alexa laughed.
Siri laughed.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Evilsushione June 1, 2019
My wife asked me why I was talking so quietly?
I said I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening. She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri Laughed.
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/MrHarryTruman June 6, 2019
My wife asked me why I was speaking so softly at home.
I told her I was afraid Mark Zuckerberg was listening!
She laughed. I laughed.
Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/multiplesofpie January 8, 2020
My wife asked me why i was whispering. I said it was because I didn’t want Mark Zuckerberg to hear me.
She laughed. I laughed. Alexa laughed. Siri laughed.
(not sure where this one came from but my girlfriend told me earlier tonight)