“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
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“Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling your full glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“There is never a line to the urinal at a water park”
It's a common observation that many people urinate in the water while at a water park. "Why is there never a line for the bathroom at the water park?" was posted on Twitter by…
“There is never a line for the restroom at a waterpark”
It's a common observation that many people urinate in the water while at a water park. "Why is there never a line for the bathroom at the water park?" was posted on Twitter by…
“My friend phoned that he’s changing his name to ‘Spinal Column.’ I said, ‘Can I call you back?’”
To "call someone back" is usually not meant literally in those words, but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Tom Fox on November 2, 2015: "My mate rang to say he's…
“Spaghetti is just slimy bread yarn”
"Noodles are so weird. Even the name is weird. NOO-duls. NEWW-dlz. Say it. Noodles. Noodals. Nerderls. Anyway, I love slimy bread yarn. I eat it forever" was posted on Facebook by Robin…
“Turbulence is the pothole of the sky”
Some people riding in a car to riding in an airplane. "Turbulence are the potholes of the sky. As quickly as you go in one, you have to come out. Otherwise it ain't a pothole" was…
“Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon”
"Spilling (your) coffee is the adult equivalent of/to losing a/your balloon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling your coffee on Monday morning is the…
“Gym? I thought you said gin”
"Gym? I thought you said gin" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I thought you said Gin not Gym - ha! that said I’d go with Sun and Gin everytime…
“How often does a plane crash?”/“Only once.”
An airplane riddle is often given as a passenger question to a flight attendant: Q (passenger): How often does a plane crash?A (flight attendant): Only once. Or: Q (passenger): How often do planes…
“How often do planes crash?”/“Just once.”
An airplane riddle is often given as a passenger question to a flight attendant: Q (passenger): How often does a plane crash?A (flight attendant): Only once. Or: Q (passenger): How often do planes…
“Gym? I thought you said gin”
"Gym? I thought you said gin" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I thought you said Gin not Gym - ha! that said I’d go with Sun and Gin everytime…
“Turbulence is the pot hole of the sky”
Some people riding in a car to riding in an airplane. "Turbulence are the potholes of the sky. As quickly as you go in one, you have to come out. Otherwise it ain't a pothole" was…
“I hate when I don’t forward a chain letter, and then I die the next day”
If you don't forward a chain letter (or email), it supposedly has a dire consequence. "I hate when I don't forward a chain letter, and then I die the next day" is a jocular…
“You don’t need committees to solve things. Just find two women on an evening fitness walk”
Two women can be very involved on fitness walks. This was posted on Twitter by Elizabeth Hackett on April 24, 2019: "You don't need committees to solve things. Just find two women who are…