“Clones are people two”
"Clones are people two" (or "Clones are people 2") -- instead of "too" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "THE XEROX LAW OF ORGANISM…
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“Clones are people 2”
"Clones are people two" (or "Clones are people 2") -- instead of "too" -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "THE XEROX LAW OF ORGANISM…
“It’s offensive when cashiers look at money like it’s fake” (joke)
Cashiers often check to see if money is fake. "I hate it when cashiers check to see if my money is fake. If I could counterfeit money, I wouldn't be at Dollar General/Dollar…
“The first syllable of the word ‘diet’ is “die’”
"Diet is 'die' with a 'T'" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on many images. The Garfield the cat comic strip, created by Jim Davis, printed this is…
“Diet without tea is just die”
"Diet is 'die' with a 'T'" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on many images. The Garfield the cat comic strip, created by Jim Davis, printed this is…
“Heads, shoulders, knees and toes” (exercise song)
"Head(s), shoulders, knees and toes" is an exercise song that is common in primary schools. Children touch the parts of their bodies that are mentioned in the song. "Eyes and ears…
“Head, shoulders, knees and toes” (exercise song)
"Head(s), shoulders, knees and toes" is an exercise song that is common in primary schools. Children touch the parts of their bodies that are mentioned in the song. "Eyes and ears…
“Why can’t you trust a taco?”/“It might spill the beans.”
To "spill the beans" means to reveal a secret. A riddle is: Q: Why can’t you trust a taco?A: It might spill the beans. "Q: Why can't you trust tacos? A: They tend to spill the…
“What type of berry makes you smarter?”/“A liberry.”
There isn't a "berry" in the word "library," but it sometimes sounds like that. "Why is it called a liberry when it isn't even a berry?" was posted on…
“What’s the most dishonest berry?”/“A LIEberry.”
There isn't a "berry" in the word "library," but it sometimes sounds like that. "Why is it called a liberry when it isn't even a berry?" was posted on…
“Why can’t you trust tacos?”/“They tend to spill the beans.”
To "spill the beans" means to reveal a secret. A riddle is: Q: Why can’t you trust a taco?A: It might spill the beans. "Q: Why can't you trust tacos? A: They tend to spill the…
“What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?”/“Ian.”
A magician riddle is: Q: What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?A: Ian. "What do you call a magician who does not know any magic? - Ian" was posted on Twitter by ItsAntYo! on…
“Never forget where you came from, because that’s probably where you left your phone”
People often lose their cell phones. "Never forget where you came from, because that’s probably where you left your phone" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Coffee strong, lashes long, hustle on”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
“May your coffee be strong, your lashes be long, and your Monday be short”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
“May your coffee be strong and your lashes be long”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
“Never trust a poor economist”
"Never trust a poor economist" is an infrequently used saying. If an economist is so good, why doesn't he or she take the advice and become rich? "Never trust a skinny…
“The adult version of ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes’ is ‘glasses, wallet, keys and phone’”
"The adult version of 'head, shoulders, knees and toes' is 'glasses, wallet, keys and phone'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Head,…
“Spilling a drink is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon”
"Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go" -- that is, experiencing a great loss (in sentimental, but not in monetary value) -- is a jocular one-line saying…
“Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon”
"Spilling (your) coffee is the adult equivalent of/to losing a/your balloon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling your coffee on Monday morning is the…