“My job as a croupier is ideal”
"Ideal" shouldn't be confused with "I deal," but there are puns. "I love being a croupier, it's my ideal job" was posted on Twitter by Arantxa Colen on…
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“Food tastes better in small houses”
"Things taste better in small houses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Queen Victoria of Great Britain (1819-1901) wrote an entry on October 12, 1865, as printed in More…
“Things taste better in small houses”
"Things taste better in small houses" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Queen Victoria of Great Britain (1819-1901) wrote an entry on October 12, 1865, as printed in More…
“Moms are like buttons. They hold everything together”
"Moms/Mothers/Mums are like buttons. They hold everything together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Mothers are like buttons, they hold everything together"…
“Today’s problems are yesterday’s solutions”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter Jonathan K. Wong@jonathanwspeaks"Today's problems are yesterday's solutions." #HLA4:10 PM - 9 Jul 2009 TwitterR. Shanti…
“No war but class war” (NWBCW or NWBTCW)
"No war but (the) class war" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. "No war ... but class war! : read ‘Libertarian struggle’" was on a sign in the…
“A celebrity works hard to be well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized”
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized" is a jocular definition that has been printed on many images.…
“There are no jobs on a dead planet”
"There are no jobs on a dead planet" is an environmentalist saying that has been printed on many images. The saying disagrees with the philosophy of some that saving the environment kills…
“Welcome back to invisibility class. It’s pretty disappointing to see so many of you here”
A teacher often welcomes students back to class. A joke was posted on Twitter by JB 4 Realz on May 10, 2019: "Welcome back to invisibility class. It's pretty disappointing to see so many…
“Green is the new red” (“green” climatism is the new “red” communism)
"Green is the new red" (that is, "green" climatism is the new "red" communism) is a saying that has been printed on many images. The form of the saying borrows on the…
“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created grandmothers”
"God can't/couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Bohemian Jewish writer.Leopold Kompert wrote the saying in his ghetto…
“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created mothers”
"God can't/couldn't be everywhere, so he created mothers" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Bohemian Jewish writer.Leopold Kompert wrote the saying in his ghetto…
“Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things”
"Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things" is a sayingthat has been printed on many images. "Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things" was printed in The Arizona Daily…
“Lose one’s marbles” (to go crazy)
"To lose one's marbles" is to go crazy; someone who has "lost his marbles" has lost his mind. The phrase comes from the game of marbles. When one is playing…
“A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television”
"A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Description: 'A grandmother is a baby-sitter…
“A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend”
"A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at…
“It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — the world calls her grandmother”
"It’s such a grand thing to be a mother of a mother — that’s why the world calls her grandmother" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It’s such a grand thing…
“There’s no place like home, except grandma’s”
"There's no place like home, except grandma's" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There’s no place like home!” is one of the most famous of all American…
“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween”
"A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A grandparent pretends he doesn't know who you are on…
“Grandmother—a wonderful mother with lots of practice”
"Grandmother -- a wonderful mother with lots of practice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005 and is of unknown…