“If it burns, you’re getting closer” (fitness adage)
"If it burns, you're getting closer" is a motivational fitness saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted by GymQuotes.co on April 2, 2017, with the…
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“‘I don’t see color,’ she said, as she ran the traffic light”
"I don't see color" is an expression meaning that the color of someone's skin is not relevant to this person. A traffic light joke takes this expression literally. "'I…
“Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet”
"Christmas is a competition between who gives up first: Your feet or your wallet" is a Christmas saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April…
“What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet?”/“A desserter.”
"Deserter" (a member of the armed forces who deserts) shouldn't be confused with "desserter" (someone who enjoys desserts), but there are puns. A diet riddle is: Q: What do…
“Minty is just cold spicy”
"Minty is like the cold version of spicy" was posted on Twitter on October 7, 2012. "Something minty is like cold spicy" was posted on Twitter on November 28, 2014.…
“What is an American’s favorite type of music?”/“Royalty free.”
"My favorite kind of music? ROYALTY FREE MUSIC! #true #youtube" was posted on Twitter on April 19, 2015. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 19, 2018: Q: What is an…
“I’m so broke, I can only afford Bottom Ramen”
Nissin Foods produces Top Ramen noodles; there is no "Middle Ramen" or "Bottom Ramen," but there are jokes. "When I was a kid we were so poor we could only afford bottom…
“Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie that’s entirely end credits”
"Graduation speeches are like end credits at the movies.. no body really cares" was posted on Twitter on May 26, 2011. "A graduation ceremony is like a movie where everyone is just…
“Teach a manta fish…” (joke)
A popular proverb is: "Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.” "Teach a manta (ray) fish..." is an obvious joke.…
“Purpose is an incredible alarm clock”
"Purpose is an incredible alarm clock" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Purpose is an amazing alarm clock. Shine bright today everybody" was…
“Biscuits and gravy is just milk, butter and flour on top of milk, butter and flour”
"Isn't biscuits and gravy basically wet, seasond flour on top of a ball of baked flour?" was posted on Twitter on May 30, 2012. "Biscuits and gravy are weird because it's…
“Road work ahead? Yeah, well I sure hope it does”
The sign "Road Work Ahead" means that the road is being fixed. It does not mean that the "road works ahead," but there have been jokes. "ROAD WORK AHEAD? UH YEAH, I SURE…
“Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car”
"Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car" is a safety slogan that has been printed on many images. The message is somewhat politically incorrect because the second part (about…
“Had no idea why my salad was $175, then the waiter said that they only use beets by Dre”
Beats by Dr. Dre is an audio product and not to be confused with beets, but there are jokes. " I really appreciate your Beets By Dre product, my salads are straight from the hood" was…
“The 21st century: Where deleting history is more important than making it”
"The 21st century: Where deleting history is more important than making it" is a jocular line about deleting one's browser history that has been printed on several images. "21st…
“I don’t see color.”/“So what do you do at a traffic light?”
"I don't see color" is an expression meaning that the color of someone's skin is not relevant to this person. A traffic light joke takes this expression literally. "'I…
“Memes are today’s version of the Sunday comics”
Are memes just a 21st century version of the Sunday comics of 20th century newspapers? "Fuck the Sunday comics, memes are where it's at" was posted on Twitter on October 10, 2012.…
“Good things come to those who sweat”
"All/Good things come to those who wait" is a proverb that dates to the 1500s "Good things come to those who sweat" is a motivational fitness saying that has been printed on…
“Success is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don’t quit when you’re tired”
"Success is a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don’t quit when you’re tired. You quit when the gorilla is tired" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Texas-born…
“Your habits are driving your performance. Your rituals are creating your results”
"Your habits are driving your performance. Your rituals are creating your results" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Canadian-born motivational speaker and…