“You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake”
"You can't be sad when you're holding a cupcake" is a one-line cupcake saying that has been printed on many images. "Today my hometown honored me with Kid President…
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“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap”
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said by the character Doug Heffernan…
NyTi (New York Times nickname)
The New York Times newspaper is usually abbreviated "NYT." However, sometimes it is abbreviated "NyTi" or NYTi." "WaPo or NYTi" was posted on Twitter on October…
“An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough”
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away” is an old saying. "An apple a day will keep anyone away, if thrown hard enough" (or "An apple a day will keep anyone away, if you throw it…
“Why do brides wear white?”/“Because it’s the most popular color for kitchen appliances”
A riddle about kitchen appliances is: Q: Why do brides wear white? A: Because it's the most popular color for kitchen appliances. The popular politically incorrect joke -- implying that women…
“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure”
"I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“I’m not unemployed, I’m NSFW”
"I'm not unemployed, I'm NSFW" -- NSFW means "Not Safe For Work" -- is a jocular one-line work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“What turns a fruit into a vegetable?”/“AIDS.”
A riddle using the slang terms of "fruit" (homosexual) and "vegetable" (a comatose person) is: Q: What turns a fruit into a vegetable? A: AIDS. The joke -- often regarded as…
Future Always Involves Learning (“fail” backronym)
"Future Always Involves Learning” is a backronym (back acronym) of the word “fail.” People can learn from failure. CNN anchor Chris Cuomo used the "fail" backronym on the…
“All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head”
"All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head" is a one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "All I want is peace, love, and a…
“I think the holidays are a wonderful time for drinking”
Two related drinking sayings have been printed on many images: "I think Christmas is a wonderful time for drinking. And also after and before Christmas plus all the other days.""I…
“How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (joke)
A "lightbulb joke" involving mystery writers is: Q: How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and the other to give it a…
“Smile. It will either warm their heart or piss them off. Either way, you win!”
"Smile. It will either warm their heart or piss them off. Either way, you win!" is a jocular saying about smiling that has been printed on many images. "Above all else don't…
“You know what they say about drinking too much tequila…”
"Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" is a popular song that was recorded by Joe Nichols in 2005. "You know what they say about tequila? Nvm forgot, too much tequila......" -- a…
“My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work”
"My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November…
“If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them—with the flower pot”
"If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them But remember to throw the flower pot with it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Is it Friday yet?”
"Is it Friday yet?" is a work saying that has been printed on many images. "Is it Friday yet?" was cited in print in 1913 and 1927, but became popular by at least 1978, when it…
“I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me”
"I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me" -- a pun on vitamin C -- has been printed on many images. The pickup line was posted on the newsgroup XciteFun on November 6,…
“When people suck the life out of you, wouldn’t it be nice if they took some fat, too?”
"When people suck the life out of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat, too?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Shortest horror story: Monday”
"Shortest horror story: Monday" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 12, 2012. TwitterSarah @SPNsneezesShortest…