One popular lawyer joke about a lawyer's bill is: Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A: Stick his bill up his ass. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
UPS (the United Parcel Service) introduced the trademarked slogan "What can Brown do for you?" in February 2002. UPS has used brown-painted vehicles since the 1920s; by at least the…
"Murphy's law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") shouldn't be confused with Murphy's slaw (cole slaw), but there are jokes. "RT @awryone If the mayo can…
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many public schools to be closed. Students were homeschooled and went to online classes. "What can the coronavirus do that the us government…
A poker riddle is: Q: What can you fold, but not crease?A: A poker hand. The riddle was posted on Twitter by david_ tiltman on May 22, 2013. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Greatest Hits Radio…
A Thanksgiving dinner riddle is: Q: What can you never eat for Thanksgiving dinner?A: Breakfast or lunch. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1997. “What are the two things you…
A popular children's tennis pun is: Q: What can you serve but never eat?A: A tennis ball. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1968 (when the answer was a ping-pong ball). 9 March…
"What causes poverty? Nothing. It's the original state, the default and starting point. The real question is, What causes prosperity?" is a saying that has been printed on many…
"Wheaties" cereal sounds like "we tease." A pun was posted on Twitter by Kevin McCallister on December 9, 2016: Q: What cereal makes fun of you but doesn’t mean it?A: We…
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
A Passover riddle is: Q: What cheese can you eat on Passover?A: Matzohrella/ Matzahrella/ Matzoh-rella/ Matzah-rella/ Matzorella/ Matzarella/ Matzo-rella/ Matza-rella. "A: What kind of cheese…
"Camembert" cheese sound a little like "come on, bear." A riddle is: Q: What’s the best cheese to lure a bear out of a cave?A: Camembert. "He also told me this, what…
A riddle about Livarot cheese -- that some people pronounce as "liver rot," although that is not the correct French -- is: Q: What cheese has a bit of alcohol problem?A: Livarot. The…
An Easter egg roll (an activity involving the rolling of Easter eggs) is very different from a Chinese restaurant egg roll (a food). There's a riddle: Q: What Chinese food is always eaten on…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?A: Silent Night. That is, parents prefer silence. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Wikipedia: Silent…
A pun about a house is: Q: What clothes does a house wear?A: Address (a dress). The joke has been cited in print since at least 1984. "Does a house wear a coat of paint 'cause it's…
The KKK (Ku Klux Klan) does not stand for the periodic table symbol (K=potassium), but there are jokes. "The KKK is to be better known as the Potassium Potassium Potassium. Science joke"…
"Khaki" can sometimes sound like "car key." "One of my favorite clients (a NY'er) was telling me about how he left his car keys in the fridge. At first I thought he…