“Why did the cookie cry?”/“Because his mother was a wafer so long.”
A popular cookie pun is: Q: Why did the cookie cry?A: Because his mother was a wafer so long (away for so long). "I call my baby 'Nabisco' because he's been a wafer so…
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“Why did the cookie go to the doctor?”/“Because he was feeling crummy!”
Cookies have crumbs. A classic cookie joke (cited since at least 1993) is: "Why did the cookie go to the doctor/hospital? Because he felt crummy! Google BooksSee SawBy Anthony JohnNew York,…
“Why did the cow cross the road?”/“To get to the udder side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cow version is: Q: Why did the cow cross the road?A: To get to the…
“Why did the cow cross the road?”/“To go to the Feminists Convention.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A (politically incorrect) cow version is: Q: Why did the cow cross…
“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?”/“Because he rode the range.”
A cowboy riddle is: Q: Why did the cowboy get a hot seat?A: Because he rode the range. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 21, 2002. Google Groups: alt.humor.punsPuns of…
“Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?”/“It was the pot calling the cattle back.”
A joke on the proverb "the pot calling the kettle black" involves a different "pot" (marijuana). "Why did the cows all return to the marijuana farm? - It was the pot…
“Why did the crab cross the road?”/“It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
“Why did the crab cross the road?”/“Just beclaws.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
“Why did the crab cross the road?”/“To get to the other tide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
“Why did the cranberries turn red?”/“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle about turkey and cranberries is: Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?A: Because they saw the turkey dressing? "Do you know why the cranberries were red? -- They…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the plate?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the table?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?”/“She couldn’t control her pupils.”
A schoolteacher pun about "pupils" is: Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher loser her job?A: She couldn't control her pupils. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1942 and…
“Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?”/“He only had one pupil.”
A Cyclops riddle is: Q: Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?A: He only had one pupil. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1980. “Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her…
“Why did the dad joke cross the road?”/“To get father away.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dad joke version was posted on Twitter by Aussie_dad_jokes on…