“Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?”/“It was the pot calling the cattle back.”
A joke on the proverb “the pot calling the kettle black” involves a different “pot” (marijuana). “Why did the cows all return to the marijuana farm? - It was the pot calling the cattle back. http://tmblr.co/Zn2Lrn1lSfd5y” was posted on Twitter by Morris Less on May 23, 2015.
“Why did the cows return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on August 9, 2015.
Wikipedia: The pot calling the kettle black
“The pot calling the kettle black” is a proverbial idiom that may be of Spanish origin of which English versions began to appear in the first half of the 17th century. The idiom is glossed in the original sources as being used of a person who is guilty of the very thing of which they accuse another and is thus an example of psychological projection.
Twitter
Ian Marshall
@Two_Tents
Did you hear about the Cambodian dictator’s cows escaping? It was a case of the Pol Pot calling the cattle back. @lewisbryan #Colours
12:53 PM - 30 Oct 2014
Twitter
Morris Less
@Morris_Less
Why did the cows all return to the marijuana farm? - It was the pot calling the cattle back. http://tmblr.co/Zn2Lrn1lSfd5y
4:15 AM - 23 May 2015
Twitter
T-Raww Flvcko™
@T_RawwFlvcko310
Why did the cows all return to the marijuana farm? - morris-less: It was the pot calling the cattle back. http://tmblr.co/ZjFF9s1lT4dol
7:43 AM - 23 May 2015
Twitter
Gavin Koppel aka GK
@Gavinkoppel
Why did the cows return to the marajuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back! . https://instagram.com/p/3Ryg86uiWK/
3:42 PM - 29 May 2015
Reddit—Jokes
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
submitted August 9, 2015 by Expdog
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Reddit—Jokes
Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?
submitted October 17, 2015 by gameryamen
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Reddit—Oneliners
The cows returned to the marijuana field because the pot was calling the cattle back.
submitted October 5, 2018 by madazzahatter