“Why did the child study in the airplane?”/“He wanted a higher education.”
A joke was told about "higher education: in 1991: Q: Why did the little moron take a ladder to school?A: He wanted to get a higher education! The "ladder" was changed to an…
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“Why did the chili pepper cross the road?”/“To get to the Otherside.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version inspired by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers is: Q: Why did…
“Why did the chili pepper cross the road?”/“To get to the Otherside.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A version inspired by the band Red Hot Chili Peppers is: Q: Why did…
“Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?”/“It tocked too much.”
A clock riddle is: Q: Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?A: It tocked (talked) too much. The punchline "It tocked too much" has been cited in print since at least 1970 and…
“Why did the clown cross the road?”/“To find his rubber chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A clown version is: Q: Why did the clown cross the road?A: To find…
“Why did the coffee file a police report?”/“Because it got mugged.”
A coffee riddle -- with a pun on the word "mug" -- was posted on Twitter by River Market on July 24, 2014: Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?A: It got mugged. A slightly…
“Why did the coffee get in trouble?”/“Because it was not tea.”
"Naughty" sounds like "not tea." A coffee riddle is: Q: Why did the coffee get in trouble?A: Because it was not tea (naughty). "Why did coffee get into trouble? Cause it…
“Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?”/“He wrote sheet music.”
"Sheet music" has nothing to do with bed sheets, but there are jokes. "Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music" was printed in the Home News Tribune…
“Why did the computer cross the road?”/“Because it was programmed by the chicken.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several computer variations. "Why did the computer…
“Why did the computer cross the road?”/“To get a byte to eat.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several computer variations. "Why did the computer…
“Why did the computer cross the road?”/“To get another bus.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. There are several computer variations. "Why did the computer…
“Why did the console gamer cross the road?”/“To render the buildings on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A gamer version is: Q: Why did the console gamer cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the console gamer cross the road?”/“To render the buildings on the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A gamer version is: Q: Why did the console gamer cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the cook get arrested?”/“He was caught beating an egg.”
A 2011 Cheez-It commercial featured a "not ready" cheese telling this joke to his cheese tester: Q: Why did the cook get arrested?A: He was caught beating an egg. The food joke (which…
“Why did the cookie cry?”/“Because his mother was a wafer so long.”
A popular cookie pun is: Q: Why did the cookie cry?A: Because his mother was a wafer so long (away for so long). "I call my baby 'Nabisco' because he's been a wafer so…
“Why did the cookie go to the doctor?”/“Because he was feeling crummy!”
Cookies have crumbs. A classic cookie joke (cited since at least 1993) is: "Why did the cookie go to the doctor/hospital? Because he felt crummy! Google BooksSee SawBy Anthony JohnNew York,…
“Why did the cow cross the road?”/“To get to the udder side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cow version is: Q: Why did the cow cross the road?A: To get to the…
“Why did the cow cross the road?”/“To go to the Feminists Convention.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A (politically incorrect) cow version is: Q: Why did the cow cross…
“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…