“Why did the potato cross the road?”/“He saw a fork up ahead.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A potato version is: Q: Why did the potato cross the road? A: He saw…
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“Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?”/“To get to the other slide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A PowerPoint version is: Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross…
“Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?”/“To get to the other slide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A PowerPoint version is: Q: Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross…
“Why did the printer go to the gym?”/“To get toner.”
A gym riddle is: Q: Why did the printer go to the gym?A: To get toner. The joke was posted on Twitter on February 8, 2013, and on Reddit -- Jokes on December 28, 2017. “The man leaned on the…
“Why did the programmer quit his job?”/“Because he didn’t get arrays.”
A popular computer programming joke is: Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?A: Because he didn't get arrays (a raise). The joke was cited on Twitter on August 17, 2009. Microsoft tweeted…
“Why did the rabbit cross the road?”/“Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!”
An Easter version of the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" riddle is: Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?A: Because the chicken had his Easter eggs! The joke was printed in many…
“Why did the raccoon cross the road?”/“He didn’t, he got hit by a car.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A raccoon version is: Q: Why did the raccoon cross the road?A: He…
“Why did the road kill the chicken?”/“The chicken crossed him.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A jocular version (a pun on "cross") is: Q: Why did the…
“Why did the rockmelon jump into the river?”/“He wanted to become a watermelon.”
A watermelon riddle originally involved a rockmelon (a term for "cantaloupe" used in Australia and New Zealand), but this was later replaced with "cantaloupe" or just…
“Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC?”/“To see a chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC?”/“To see a chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why did the rooster cross the road to KFC?”/“To see a chicken strip.”
Chicken strips are deep fried pieces of chicken meat. "Chicken strips" doesn't mean that chicken takes off its clothes (strips), but there are jokes. A "chicken strip club"…
“Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?”/“She wanted to stretch her legs.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A rubber chicken version is: Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the…
“Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the rubber side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A rubber chicken version is: Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the…
“Why did the runner stop listening to music?”/“Because she broke too many records.”
A riddle about running is: Q: Why did the runner stop listening to music?A: Because she broke too many records. The joke was posted on Twitter by Steven on November 15, 2016. Twitter…
“Why did the sarcastic chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other snide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. One variation is: Q: Why did the sarcastic chicken cross the road?A:…
“Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?”/“Because he was outstanding in his field.”
A popular scarecrow pun is: Q: Why did the scarecrow win a promotion?A: Because he was outstanding in his field. "Why did the scarecrow get a Nobel Prize? Because he was outstanding in his…
“Why did the sea monster eat five ships carrying potatoes?”/“No one can eat just one potato ship.”
“You can’t eat just one” ("Betcha can’t eat just one") is a popular slogan for Lay's potato chips. A riddle is: Q: Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying…
“Why did the skeleton cross the road?”/“To get to the body shop.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A skeleton version is: Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To…
“Why did the skeleton go to the BBQ?”/“He needed some spare ribs!”
"Question: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? Answer: He needed some spare ribs!" This joke (cited in print since at least 2000) has appeared in many joke books, especially…