"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A tachyon (a particle faster than light) version is: Q: Why did the…
A tamale riddle is: Q: Why did the tamale go to the hospital?A: Tamalito. "Porque ta malito" is Spanish for "because it's bad/sick." "I'll tell you a joke just to…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Popular variants include "other hide" or "otter's…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Popular variants include "other hide" or "otter's…
"Test the water" usually means to see if the water is too hot or cold to swim in. There is a popular joke involving teachers. "Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach? A: He wanted to…
A hamburger riddle is: Q: Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?A: Because she had her nose in a hamburger. The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google Books1001…
A hamburger riddle is: Q: Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun?A: Because she had her nose in a hamburger. The hamburger joke has been cited in print since at least 2000. Google Books1001…
"Test the water" usually means to see if the water is too hot or cold to swim in. There is a popular joke involving teachers. "Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach? A: He wanted to…
"Test the water" usually means to see if the water is too hot or cold to swim in. There is a popular joke involving teachers. "Q: Why did the teacher go to the beach? A: He wanted to…
A school riddle is: Q: Why did the teacher write on the window?A: Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear. "Why did the teacher write on the window? He wanted his lesson to be…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A television variation is: Q: Why did the TV cross the road?A:…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A tofu version is: Q: Why did the tofu cross the road? A: To prove he…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A tofu version is: Q: Why did the tofu cross the road? A: To prove he…
Q: Why did the lobster blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! "Lobster blush" jokes date to at least 1876; "the lobster blushed because he saw the salad dressing" jokes…
"Salad dressing" exists. There is no "salad undressing, but there are jokes. "What about salad undressing?" was posted on Twitter by Jeff Straw Branding on April 23, 2009.…
Q: Why did the lobster blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing! "Lobster blush" jokes date to at least 1876; "the lobster blushed because he saw the salad dressing" jokes…
Traffic lights have been the subject of a few jokes. This joke was cited in 1929: "What makes the traffic light turn red?""Maybe they're blushing to think how green they've…
A Tupperware riddle is: Q: Why did the Tupperware lady escape from jail?A: Because they couldn’t container. "Container" sounds like "contain her." The riddle became popular in…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Turkey versions have been popular, especially around Thanksgiving.…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turkey version is: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road/table?A: To…