“Why did the crab cross the road?”/“It didn’t. It used the sidewalk.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
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“Why did the crab cross the road?”/“Just beclaws.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
“Why did the crab cross the road?”/“To get to the other tide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A crab version has several answers. "why did the crab cross the…
“Why did the cranberries turn red?”/“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle about turkey and cranberries is: Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?A: Because they saw the turkey dressing? "Do you know why the cranberries were red? -- They…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the plate?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the table?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?”/“She couldn’t control her pupils.”
A schoolteacher pun about "pupils" is: Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher loser her job?A: She couldn't control her pupils. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1942 and…
“Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?”/“He only had one pupil.”
A Cyclops riddle is: Q: Why did the Cyclops give up teaching?A: He only had one pupil. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1980. “Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her…
“Why did the dad joke cross the road?”/“To get father away.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dad joke version was posted on Twitter by Aussie_dad_jokes on…
“Why did the dad joke cross the road?”/“To get to the other sigh.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dad joke version was posted on Twitter by Aussie_dad_jokes on…
“Why did the dead chicken cross the road?”/“Because it was a poultrygeist.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dead chicken (ghost) version is: Q: Why did the dead chicken…
“Why did the dead chicken cross the road?”/“To get to the other side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dead chicken (ghost) version is: Q: Why did the dead chicken…
“Why did the detective cross the road?”/“To get to the homicide.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A detective version is: Q: Why did the detective cross the road?A: To…
“Why did the diner send back the rabbit stew?”/“Because it had a hare in it.”
A restaurant riddle is: Q: Why did the diner send back the rabbit stew?A: Because it had a hare in it. A form of the "hare in the rabbit stew" pun was printed in an 1896 newspaper. The…
“Why did the dinosaur cross the road?”/“Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dinosaur version is: Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A:…
“Why did the dog cross the road?”/“It wanted to play animal crossing.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. Animal Crossing is a social simulation video game series. "why…
“Why did the dog cross the road?”/“To get to the barking lot.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A dog version is: Q: Why did the dog cross the road? A: To get to the…
“Why did the dog go to court?”/“Because he got a barking ticket.”
People get parking tickets, and dogs get...barking tickets? A riddle has been cited in print since at least 1975: Q: Why did the dog go to court?A: Because he got a barking ticket. 6 July 1975,…
“Why did the dog sit in the shade?”/“Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.”
A hot dog riddle is: Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. The hot dog joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. 6 June 2001, Orlando (FL)…