“When do clocks die?”/“When their time is up.”
A clock riddle is: Q: When do clocks die?A: When their time is up. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1976. Google BooksBiggest Riddle Book in the WorldBy Joseph…
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“When do we get to cash in all this daylight we’ve been saving?”
Daylight Saving Time is not like a bank's savings account, but there are jokes. "Are we making interest on all this daylight we've been saving or can we cash some of it out? I want…
“When do you go on red and stop on green?”/“When eating a watermelon.”
A popular children's riddle is: Q: When do you go on red and stop on green?A: When you're eating a watermelon. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. February 2001, Ranger…
“When do you know it is time for the cows to go to sleep?”/“When it is pasture bedtime.”
"Pasture bedtime" sounds like "past your bedtime," and there are several jokes. "Jill: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Bill: I dunno, What? Jill: It's…
“When do you serve tofu turkey?”/“Pranksgiving.”
Some people serve tofu "turkey" on Thanksgiving, and there's a riddle: Q: When do you serve tofu turkey?A: On Pranksgiving. A dish that is not actual turkey is appropriate for…
“When do zombies finish trick or treating?”/“When they are dead tired!”
"Q- When do zombies go to sleep? A- When they are dead tired" was posted on Twitter by Irene Fanous on August 16, 2011. "When do zombies go to sleep? When they are dead…
“When do zombies go to sleep?”/“When they are dead tired.”
"Q- When do zombies go to sleep? A- When they are dead tired" was posted on Twitter by Irene Fanous on August 16, 2011. "When do zombies go to sleep? When they are dead…
“When does a ghost have breakfast?”/“In the moaning.”
A popular ghost riddle is: Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?A: In the moaning. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1996, when it was included in a Halloween joke list. Google…
“When does a hunger strike stop?”/“When hunger strikes.”
A joke about hunger strikes is: Q: When does a hunger strike stop?A: When hunger strikes. The joke was posted on Reddit on August 26, 2016. redditWhen does a hunger strike stop?submitted August 26,…
“When does a joke become a dad joke?”/“When it leaves you and never comes back.”
A dad joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 26, 2016: Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?A: When it leaves you and never comes back. The classic dad joke has been printed on many images.…
“When does a joke become a dad joke?”/“When it’s fully groan.”
A dad joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 26, 2016: Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?A: When its fully groan (grown). The classic dad joke has been printed on many images and has been…
“When does a joke become a dad joke?”/“When the punchline becomes apparent.”
The word "apparent" sounds like "a parent." A dad joke was posted on Twitter on December 9, 2014: Q: When does a joke become a dad joke?A: When the punchline becomes apparent.…
“When does a lawyer make coffee?”/“When he has sufficient grounds.”
A coffee riddle has been cited in print since at least 1851: Q: When has a man a right to scold his wife about his coffee?A: When he has sufficient grounds. This was made into a lawyer joke by at…
“When does a sandwich cook?”/“When it’s bakin’ lettuce and tomato.”
"Bacon" sounds like "bakin'." A riddle on the bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich (BLT) is: Q: When does a sandwich cook?A: When it's bakin' lettuce and tomato.…
“When does an astronaut eat?”/“At launch time.”
An astronaut riddle is: Q: When does an astronaut eat?A: At launch time. "Launch" sounds a little bit like "lunch." The joke has been cited in print since at least 1965 and…
“When does bread go bad?”/“When you yeast expect it.”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“When does bread rise?”/“When you yeast expect it.”
Bread has yeast, and there are "when you yeast expect it" puns (for "when you least expect it"). "When does your bread go bad? When you yeast expect it" was posted on…
“When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that”
"When does hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that" is a jocular winter saying that has been printed on many images. "When does hibernation start because I am 100%…
“When does it rain money?”/“Whenever there’s some change in the weather.”
A popular weather joke is: Q: When does it rain money? A: Whenever there's some change in the weather. "When is it likely to rain money?" was cited in print in 1940. "When does…
“When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas?”/“Every year!”
First comes Christmas and then comes New Year's Eve, but a joke switches this up a bit: Q: When does New Year’s Day come before Christmas Day? A: Every year! The joke has been popular since…