“When is the best time to buy a boat?”/“When it’s on sail.”
A boat riddle is: Q: When is the best time to buy a boat?A: When it's on sail (sale). The "sail/sale" pun was posted on Twitter on March 25, 2010. TwitterIrv Segal…
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“When is the employee Christmas party for self-check at Walmart?”
Many people who do self-checkout at a store such as Walmart feel like they are working there -- and deserve an employee Christmas party. "When is the Employee Christmas Party for Self-Check at…
“When is the employee Christmas party for self-checkout at Walmart?”
Many people who do self-checkout at a store such as Walmart feel like they are working there -- and deserve an employee Christmas party. "When is the Employee Christmas Party for Self-Check at…
“When it becomes serious, you have to lie”
Jean-Claude Juncker was the PrimeMinister of Luxembourg and the President of the Eurogroup when, on April 20, 2011, he said that Eurozone economic policies should be made in dark secret rooms, away…
“When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing”
"When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing" was written in April 1959 by syndicated newspaper columnist Helen Bottel (1914-1999). "When it comes to giving, some…
“When it comes to sneaking chocolate into the movies, I have a couple Twix up my sleeve”
The Twix chocolate bar has had a few puns, such as a magician having Twix (tricks) up his sleeve. "One laugh on all of NBC's Thursday night shows: Twix up my sleeve. Ruined by being in…
“When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for stars”
"When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for (the) stars" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. "When it rains look for the rainbow...…
“When it says on my potatoes ‘store in a cool, dark place,’ do you mean like a jazz club?”
Some things have to be stored in a "cool, dark place." "Just a note to all you comic collectors: always keep your comics in a cool dark place. I keep mine in a jazz club in the…
“When it snows, you have two choices—shovel or make snow angels”
"When it snows you have two choices -- shovel or make snow angels" is a saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2003 and is of unknown…
“When it’s night, look for the stars. When it’s morning, look for the coffee”
“When it rains, look for rainbows. When it’s dark, look for stars” is a popular saying. "When it rains, look for the rainbow. When it's night, look for the stars. When it's…
“When it’s over, leave. Don’t continue watering a dead flower”
"When it's over, leave. Don't continue watering a dead flower" (or "When a relationship is over, leave. Don't continue watering a dead flower") is a saying that…
“When Jesus is born, I get presents. When Jesus dies, I get chocolate”
A joke about the holidays of Christmas and Easter is: "When Jesus is born, I get presents. When Jesus dies, I get chocolate.I love Jesus." "Jesus dies i get chocolate.. jesus is born…
“When life gives you a broken taco, make tortilla chips”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you broken taco shells, make nachos”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you broken taco shells, make taco salad”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you broken tacos, make taco salad”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you gators, make Gatorade”
"If/When life gives/hands you gators, make Gatorade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying, "If life gives you…
“When life gives you lemmings, make lemming meringue pie”
Lemon meringue pie shouldn't be confused with lemming meringue pie, but there are jokes. "Q. What is yellow and white, and throws itself off the dining table? A. A lemming meringue"…
“When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted?”
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. This comment was posted on Mastodon by Roxi Horror 💀🌸 on December 5, 2022 (and was origiinally posted on X/Twitter on…