“When I’m at the store and getting something, I grab the one behind it…”
"When I'm at the store and getting something, I grab the one behind it because I think there's something wrong with the one in front" is a saying that has been printed on many…
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“When I’m at work it’s sunny and nice, after work, cold and raining”
Sometimes it seems that good weather is wasted when one is working. "When I'm at work it's sunny and nice, after work, cold and raining" was posted on Twitter by FUNNY TWEETS on…
“When I’m behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see…”
No one likes to be falsely accused of slowing up traffic. This was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on January 13, 2022: "When I'm behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so…
“When I’m hungry, nothing is funny and everyone’s ugly”
"When I'm hungry, nothing is funny and everyone's ugly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several slight variations. "when i’m hungry…
“When I’m hungry, nothing is funny & everybody be ugly”
"When I'm hungry, nothing is funny and everyone's ugly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several slight variations. "when i’m hungry…
“When in charge, ponder; When in trouble, delegate; When in doubt, mumble”
James Harlan Boren was amused by government bureaucracy and fromed the National Association of Pofessional Bureaucrats (NATAPROBU). The organization's coat of arms was a duck snarled in red…
“When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout”
"When in danger/trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream/yell and shout" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "When in danger, When in doubt, Run in circles,…
“When in doubt, add more wine”
"When in doubt, add/drink more wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "When in doubt, add more wine" was posted on Twitter by h2orocks4001 on February 28,…
“When in doubt, do right” (“When in doubt, do the right thing”)
Claude A. Swanson (1862-1939), Virginia's U.S. Senator from 1910-1933, had a rule for new Congressmen that was published in Current Opinion in 1923: "When in doubt, do right."…
“When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“When in doubt, drink more wine”
"When in doubt, add/drink more wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "When in doubt, add more wine" was posted on Twitter by h2orocks4001 on February 28,…
“When in doubt, get out” or “When in doubt, stay out” (Wall Street adage)
"When in doubt, get out" or "When in doubt, stay out" (also "If in doubt, get out" or "If in doubt, stay out") is an old stock market saying that dates at…
“When in doubt, make it stout” (mechanical engineering adage)
"When in doubt, make it stout" is a mechanical engineering adage that has been printed on many images. It's not known where the saying originated. "When in doubt, make it…
“When in doubt, pedal it out”
"When in doubt, pedal it out" is a one-line bicycle saying that has been printed on many images. "When in doubt, pedal it out!" was posted on Twitter on March 13, 2009, but the…
“When in doubt, throw it out” (food spoilage rule)
"When in doubt, throw it out!" is popular advice for what to do with food that's been sitting in the refrigerator. Is the food spoiled, or can it be safely eaten? Tasting the food is…
“When in doubt, trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a donut”
"In moments of doubt, trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a donut" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In moments of doubt trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a…
“When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty” (‘When injustice is law, rebellion is duty”)
"When injustice is/becomes law, resistance is/becomes duty" has been credited to such famous figures as Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) and Nelson Mandela, but there's no evidence that…
“When is an Irish potato not an Irish potato?”/“When it’s a FRENCH fry!”
An Irish potato riddle is: Q: When is an Irish potato not an Irish Potato?A: When it's a FRENCH fry! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. Google BooksLet's Celebrate St.…
“When is soup musical?”/“When it’s piping hot.”
A popular soup joke is: Q: When is soup musical?A: When it's served piping hot! "When is water musical?" was cited in print in 1995 and "When is a plum pudding musical" was…
“When is the best time for a dental appointment?”/“Tooth-hurty (2:30).”
A classic dentist joke is: Q: When is the best time for a dental appointment?A: Tooth-hurty (2:30 ). The "tooth-hurty"/"2:30" pun has been cited since at least October 1877,…