“When Jesus is born, I get presents. When Jesus dies, I get chocolate”

A joke about the holidays of Christmas and Easter is:
 
“When Jesus is born, I get presents.
When Jesus dies, I get chocolate.
I love Jesus.”
 
“Jesus dies i get chocolate.. jesus is born I get presents.. works for me..” was posted on the newsgroup alt.sysadmin.recovery on August 21, 2006
 
 
Google Groups: alt.sysadmin.recovery
Liquid recovery, pictures thereof
David Cameron Staples
8/21/06
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Jesus dies i get chocolate.. jesus is born I get presents.. works for me..
 
Twitter
Ripton‏
@Ripton
Jesus was a great guy. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate. #bash
10:49 AM - 12 Apr 2009
 
Twitter
Helen.‏
@Helenmarie1977
Jesus christ is awesome ! He was born and I get presents . . . . He died and I get chocolate. . . Excellent.
7:21 AM - 23 Sep 2009
   
Google Books
The Mammoth Book of One-Liners
Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson, Ltd
2012
Pg. ?:
I love Jesus. He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.
 
Twitter
Relatable Quotes‏
@RelatableQuote
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
8:30 PM - 17 Nov 2013
     
BuzzFeed
21 Jokes That You’ll Need To Go To Confession For Laughing At
Jesus saves; we lol.
Posted on April 15, 2017, at 2:36 p.m.
Andy Golder
BuzzFeed Staff
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albinoblackman:
when jesus is born i get presents
when jesus dies i get chocolate
i love jesus