“What’s the fastest way to transfer money?”/“Get married.”

What’s the fastest way to transfer money? “Electronic Banking is a fast way to transfer money.  Marriage is an even faster way” was posted on Twitter on April 17, 2009. “2nd fastest way to transfer money? EFT. Fastest? Marriage…” was posted on Twitter on June 5, 2009.
 
“Sure, online banking is a fast way to transfer money. But I know a faster way—-Marriage!” was posted on Twitter on September 9, 2009. “The fastest way to transfer money is called Marriage!” was posted on Twitter on September 17, 2010.
 
           
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h¡tman1971
@Hitman1971
RT @Hapson: RT @Gilly42: #FunnyFriday Electronic Banking is a fast way to transfer money.  Marriage is an even faster way.
12:57 PM - 17 Apr 2009
   
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Paul Macken
@PHMacken
2nd fastest way to transfer money? EFT. Fastest? Marriage…
3:50 AM - 5 Jun 2009
 
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Frank Espinoza
@Frankhe1
Sure, online banking is a fast way to transfer money. But I know a faster way—-Marriage!
12:31 AM - 9 Sep 2009
   
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mukesh vig
@vigmukesh
@dadahere The fastest way to transfer money is called Marriage!
7:37 PM - 17 Sep 2010
   
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Patty
@calahpatty
Question: What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking?
Answer: Marriage.
5:41 PM - 21 May 2011
 
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Retired Jock
@kiwijockey
Replying to @KendallForbes
@KendallForbes haha you know the fastest way to transfer money? Get married. lol
4:09 AM - 10 Apr 2012
 
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Wesley Maraire
@wesM_
Me: what’s e fastest way 2 get my cash? Dad: “Quickest way to transfer money, get married” hhahahaha words from my father… What a legend
4:11 AM - 26 Dec 2012
 
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Meet Naija Singles
@afrosuya
TGIF LOL: The Fastest way to transfer Money out of your account is to get Married.! #afrosuya Dating cc @gtcrea8
6:53 AM - 27 Jun 2014
 
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MUTUMIA
@Cruzar3
Theirs an easy and faster way of Transferring money than the electronic way!!!!!
GET MARRIED.
3:56 AM - 15 Aug 2014
   
8 March 2017, Asbury Park (NJ) Press, “Losing money,” pg. D5:
Cy the Cynic says electronic banking is the second-fastest way to transfer money from an account. The fastest way is to get married.
 
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John
@JFD1960
There’s a way of transferring money that’s even quicker then electronic banking.
It’s called getting married
4:16 PM - 9 Apr 2018