“The fans are behind the coach 100 percent, win or tie”
"The fans are behind the coach 100 percent, win or tie" is a jocular statement that has been told about (and by) many coaches in college football, professional baseball and professional…
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“The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges” (property sign)
"The farmer allows walkers across the field for free, but the bull charges" is a jocular property sign that has been printed on many images. "Notice in a British farm field:…
“The faster I type in my password, the more secret agenty I feel”
"The faster I type in my password, the more secret agenty I feel" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 15, 2011.…
“The faster you climb an escalator, the more steps it takes to reach the top”
An escalator is a moving stairway, and this has led to a popular observation. "On an escalator, the faster you climb the steps the more of them you use. #escalatorwisdom" was posted on…
“The faster you run, the faster you’re done” (running adage)
'The faster you run, the faster/sooner you're done" is a cross country saying that has been printed on T-shirts. "The faster you run, the sooner you're done" has been…
“The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth”
Toddlers put many things in their mouths, then often run away quickly when a parent tries to take it out. "The fastest land mammal is a toddler who’s been asked what’s in their mouth"…
“The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election”
"EARL'S PEARLS: The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election" is a line from the "It Happened Last Night" column by Earl Wilson in…
“The fat acceptance movement is the only movement without movement”
There is a "fat shaming movement," saying that it's wrong for someone to be fat. There is also a "fat acceptance movement," saying that it's OK for someone to be fat.…
“The fat, alcoholic transvestite just wanted to eat, drink and be Mary”
"Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die" is an old saying. "Eat, drink and be Mary" is a jocular variant, and "Eat, drink and be with Mary" was cited in 1905.…
“The Fed can print money, but it can’t print jobs”
Television economist and blogger Lawrence "Larry " Kudlow's "Kudlow Money Politics" (National Review Online) article was titled "The Fed Can't Print Jobs" on…
“The federal government is an aircraft carrier, not a speedboat”
U.S. President-elect Ronald Reagan wrote in The Wall Street Journal on January 9, 1981: "It will take some time to accomplish the things I have described. Government is an ocean liner, not a…
“The federal government is organized crime”
"Government is organized crime" is a popular anti-government saying. "Taxation is theft" is a frequent associated saying. "The government is organized crime" (said by…
“The feel of the wheel seals the deal” (car sales technique)
"The feel of the wheel seals the deal" is a selling technique rhyme used in the car industry. Once a customer gets a "feel of the wheel" -- in a test drive, or taking the car…
“The feeling of not having to work tomorrow is better than the feeling of not having to work today”
The dread of going back to work can spoil a day off. A work saying was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on January 18, 2018: "The feeling of not having to work tomorrow is better than the…
“The female equivalent of the man cave is the kitchen”
What's the female version of a man cave? The answer of "kitchen" might get one in trouble. "The same neanderthals that came up with the term 'man cave' probably think…
“The female version of teabagging is a flappachino”
Everyone knows about a "cappuccino," and Starbucks Coffee Company sells a "frappuccino." "FLAPPUCCINO A Starbucks induced queef" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on…
“The female version of teabagging is called a flappuccino”
Everyone knows about a "cappuccino," and Starbucks Coffee Company sells a "frappuccino." "FLAPPUCCINO A Starbucks induced queef" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on…
“The female version of teabagging is called a flapuccino”
Everyone knows about a "cappuccino," and Starbucks Coffee Company sells a "frappuccino." "FLAPPUCCINO A Starbucks induced queef" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on…
“The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the politicians”
"The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians" (or "The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the…
“The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians”
"The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians" (or "The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the…