“The four seasons are deer, turkey, rabbit and duck”

Entry in progress—B.P.
 
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‏@LoudAmerican
the four seasons: 1. SQUIRREL SEASON
2. DEER SEASON
  3. RABBIT SEASON
    4. TURKEY SEASON
10:46 AM - 24 Jul 2009
 
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Nora
‏@NoraCorbiel
You know your a redneck if you think the four seasons is Duck, Turkey, Rabbit, anf deer. (:
5:23 PM - 12 Oct 2012
 
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Harley ✌️
‏@harleyynicoleee
There are four seasons; deer, turkey, rabbit, and duck.
2:49 PM - 26 Jan 2013
   
Daily Journal (Park Hills, MO)
Changing seasons (“The Parting Shot” by Doug Smith)
Feb 18, 2017
There’s the old joke about how the teacher asked the little country boy if he could name the four seasons. He replied “Sure. They are deer, turkey, rabbit and squirrel.” If that’s all we Ozarkians had to look forward to we’d get awfully down and out this time of the year.