“The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water. Therefore the Earth is flat”
There is carbonated water and there is non-carbonated water, sometimes called "flat" water. This plays into a flat earth joke. "If the earth is 71% water and it's not…
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“The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff”
Many people feel that the rich own the world and everyone else seems to be just there to serve them. "My coworker and I were talking about capitalism and he said this: 'the earth is a…
“The earth is not overpopulated, the government is”
"Our Earth is not overpopulated, the g0vernment is" (shown on an image) was posted on Instagram by 1776.american.mama on August 8, 2023, and this received over 71,000 likes. "Earth…
“The earth used to be flat…until they buried yo mama”
A popular "yo mama" insult "fat joke" is: "The earth used to be flat...until they buried yo mama." "Yo mamas so fat, the earth was flat until somebody buried…
“The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk”
"The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk" is a jocular statement that is sometimes credited to American writer Dorothy Parker (1893-1967). There's no evidence that she said…
“The easiest way to bundle your home and auto insurance is to live in your car”
Insurance companies sometimes offer a bundle of home and auto insurance. This was posted on X/Twitter by tweetpotato314.bsky.social on January 28, 2019, and it received over 5,000 likes: "the…
“The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement”
"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. San Francisco (CA) Examiner and Chronicle…
“The easiest way to make money is to stop losing it”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 8 March 1896, Syracuse (NY) Standard, pg. 7, col. 3:The easiest way to make money is by saving it.(Butler & Johnson -- ed.) 4 September 1896, Daily Kennebec Journal…
“The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf”
"The economy is so bad that CEOs are now playing miniature golf" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. A stereotype is that the chief executive officers of…
“The economy is too important to be left to economists”
"War is too important to be left to the generals" is a famous quote, attributed to Georges Clemenceau (1841-1929). The quotation has also become famous in an economics version.…
“The editor’s indecision is final”
"The editor's indecision is final" is a popular newspaper saying. The quotation has been cited in print since at least 1976 and is often associated with The Observer (London)…
“The egg is to cuisine what the article is to speech”
"'The egg,' wrote a French gourmet of this century, 'is to the cuisine what the article is to speech,'" wrote Waverley Root in his book, Food: An authoritative and…
“The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes”
"The Eiffel Tower is the Empire State Building after taxes” was supposedly said by an American during a visit to France in 1950 or 1951. New York's Empire State Building was then the…
“The Elderberry is the oldest of all berries and you must respect it!”
"Elderberry" sounds like "elder berry," and some people assume it's older and wiser than other berries. "Is elderberry the wisest of all berries?" was posted on…
“The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries”
"Elderberry" sounds like "elder berry," and some people assume it's older and wiser than other berries. "Is elderberry the wisest of all berries?" was posted on…
“The elephant in the room doesn’t disappear just because you censor and ignore it”
To ignore "the elephant in the room" is to consciously or subconsciously avoid a big issue, perhaps in the hope that it will go away. “The elephant in the room doesn’t disappear just…
“The empire has no clothes”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: The Emperor's New Clothes"The Emperor's New Clothes" (Danish: Kejserens nye klæder) is a literary folktale written by Danish author Hans…
“The employee shortage is so bad that long haired freaky people can now apply”
"And the sign said 'Long-haired freaky people need not apply'" is from the song "Signs" (1971) by the Canadian rock group Five Man Electrical Band. However, in 2021…
“The enemy doesn’t have to defeat you. All he has to do is to distract you”
"The enemy doesn’t have to defeat you. All they have to do is distract you" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the enemy can't destroy you he'll…
“The enemy doesn’t have to defeat you. All they have to do is distract you”
"The enemy doesn’t have to defeat you. All they have to do is distract you" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If the enemy can't destroy you he'll…