“The female version of teabagging is called a flapuccino”
Everyone knows about a "cappuccino," and Starbucks Coffee Company sells a "frappuccino." "FLAPPUCCINO A Starbucks induced queef" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on…
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“The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the politicians”
"The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians" (or "The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the…
“The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians”
"The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians" (or "The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the…
“The final Covid variant is called communism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had several variants to the disease. Several people said that the final Covid variant is communism. "yes and it's variant is Communism" was posted…
“The final variant is communism”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had several variants to the disease. Several people said that the final Covid variant is communism. "yes and it's variant is Communism" was posted…
“The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race”
"The finish line is just the beginning of a whole new race" is a saying that has been printed on posters. "The finish line is just the beginning" was said by a wheelchair…
“The fire at the clock factory caused a lot of second hand smoke”
Secondhand smoke as nothing to do with the hands of a clock, but there are jokes. "Did you hear about the fire at the clock factory? Nobody died but several people suffered from second hand…
“The First Amendment gives you freedom of speech. Not freedom to silence others when they offend you”
"The First Amendment gives you freedom of speech. Not freedom to silence others when they offend you" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Turning Point USA on August 8, 2021,…
“The first automobile race occurred right after the second car was built”
"The first automobile race occurred right after the second car was built" is a saying of uncertain origin. American automaker Henry Ford (1863-1947) is often credited, but there's no…
“The first casualty of war is truth”
"The first casualty of war is truth" is often credited to the classical Greek playwright Aeschylus (525 BC-456 BC), but there's no evidence that he ever wrote it. The lexicographer…
“The first clown to take a pie in the face was a pie-oneer”
"Pie-oneer" (pie + pioneer) is a jocular portmanteau word, usually used to describe a "first" involving a pie. "The old time pastry cooks have organized a pie-oneer…
“The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte”
A joke about Apple Inc. computers and the creation story story of Adam and Eve has been printed on many images. "Oldest #computer can be traced back to #Adam & #Eve. #Guess What Its an…
“The first day of school—the day when the countdown to the LAST day of school begins”
"The first day of school -- the day when the countdown to the LAST day of school begins" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "First day of school : when the countdown…
“The first draft of anything is shit”
Arnold Samuelson, a young aspiring writer from North Dakota, met up with his idol, American author Ernest Hemingway (1899-1961), in Key West in 1934. Samuelson became Hemingway's "boat…
“The first duty of wine is to be red”
"The first duty of wine is to be red" is a French saying from the early 1800s, when red wines were strongly preferred over white wines. "Le premier devoir du vin est d'être…
“The first few weeks of Weight Watchers you’re just finding your feet”
"The first few weeks of Weight Watchers you're just finding your feet" is a popular fat joke that has been printed on many images. British stand-up comedian Jimmy Carr has often used…
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
"The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many ecards and posters. "The first five days after the #weekend are…
“The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest”
"The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest" is a jocular work saying that has been printed on many ecards and posters. "The first five days after the #weekend are…
“The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile…”
A "florist" (someone who sells flowers) is not the same as a "floorist" (a seldom-used term for some who sells or repairs floors), but there are jokes. "The first 5…
“The first generation builds the business, the second makes it a success, and the third wrecks it”
"The first generation builds the business, the second makes it a success, and the third wrecks it" is another version of the old saying: "It is only but three generations from…