"Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated on an…
"Trying to pick my favorite politician is like trying to decide which STD is just right for me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying probably originated on an…
"Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Colors and numbers have no smell, and there is no…
"Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Colors and numbers have no smell, and there is no…
"Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Colors and numbers have no smell, and there is no…
"Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Colors and numbers have no smell, and there is no…
"Scuba" is an acronym for "self-contained underwater breathing apparatus." "Tuba" is not an acronym, but there are jokes. "She got the SCUBA acronym correct, then…
"Tuck Fexas" might have been coined by Oklahoma Sooners fans at the Texas-Oklahoma Red River Rivalry football games. The term is cited in print from at least 1983. See also "Fuck…
Tuesday is often compared to Monday -- a day (the traditional start of the work week) that few people like. "Work, work, work and waiting for snow that may or may not be coming. Ahh, Tuesday,…
Monday is the start of the work week and is often a hated day. Tuesday is often disliked as well. "Tuesday is just Monday's ugly sister" is a one-line saying that has been printed on…
"Tuesday is just second Monday" is a saying meaning that the first two days of the normal work week are equally bad. "Tuesday is like a second Monday" was posted on Twitter on…
"Tuesday isn't so bad. It's a sign that I've/you've somehow survived Monday" is a Tuesday saying that has been printed on several images. Monday is a normal start of…
Tuna is often called the "chicken of the sea." To some people, however, canned tuna resembles the "pulled pork of the sea." "Tuna is like the pulled pork of fish" was…
"Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK/HELL IS THE LID" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tupperware. More like...tupperWHERE IS THE LID?" was posted on…
"Tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK/HELL IS THE LID" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tupperware. More like...tupperWHERE IS THE LID?" was posted on…
"With poor graphics and no plot, TurboTax is the worst video game I have ever played" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. TurboTax is an American tax preparation…
"With poor graphics and no plot, TurboTax is the worst video game I have ever played" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. TurboTax is an American tax preparation…
Some people riding in a car to riding in an airplane. "Turbulence are the potholes of the sky. As quickly as you go in one, you have to come out. Otherwise it ain't a pothole" was…
Some people riding in a car to riding in an airplane. "Turbulence are the potholes of the sky. As quickly as you go in one, you have to come out. Otherwise it ain't a pothole" was…
Turducken has been compared to Matryoshka dolls. "never in all my years have I heard of a turducken!! (...) it's like a Russian Nesting-Doll dinner!" was posted on the newsgroup…