“Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you results”
"Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you results" is a saying that has appeared in many gyms, encouraging gym members to work out a good sweat. Jesse Jackson (speaking about…
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“Technically speaking, beer is a solution”
"Technically speaking, beer is a solution" has been printed on gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. "Cold beer is a solution, not a problem" was cited on Twitter on August…
“Technically speaking, there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet…”
"Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house" is a jocular saying…
“Technically, a lawless state would be crime free”
"Lawless" usually describes those who don't follow laws, but it could also mean that there are no laws. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on August 26, 2017:…
“Technically, all national anthems are country music”
A national anthem is, technically, "country" music. "No matter the musical style, a nation's national anthem is 'country music' Daily Jumble in 1:14, score 1115"…
“Technically, all national anthems are country music”
A national anthem is, technically, "country" music. "No matter the musical style, a nation's national anthem is 'country music' Daily Jumble in 1:14, score 1115"…
“Technically, anyone who works in an office is an officer”
Office workers are not called "officers," but there are jokes. "One who waits tables is a waiter. One who practices law is a Lawer. So one who works in an office is...an…
“Technically, every beverage is just flavored water”
"Well then in essence, every beverage is something-flavored water" is a saying that was posted on Twitter on January 27, 2012. "Every beverage is just flavored water" was posted…
“Technically, it’s impossible to skip breakfast”
"Technically, it's impossible to skip breakfast. The first time you eat during a day is when you 'break your fast'" was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on May 23, 2014.…
“Technically, it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there”
"Technically, it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not 'drinking alone' if you chat…
“Technically, origami is a kind of woodworking”
Origami is the art of paper folding. A one-line saying was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on December 10, 2019: "Technically, origami is a kind of woodworking." "Origami is the…
“Technically, sperm is a bodybuilding supplement”
"Technically, sperm is a bodybuilding supplement" is a one-line saying that was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on September 5, 2015. The "bodybuilding" joke was also posted…
“Technically, televised sports are game shows”
Televised sports have been compared to game shows. "not all game shows are sports. but all sports are game shows" was posted on Twitter by ethan on July 1, 2018. "All sports that are…
“Technically, the air guitar is a wind instrument”
Is an "air guitar" a wind instrument? Actually, pretending to play a guitar is not playing an instrument at all. "My favourite wind instrument is probably the air guitar" was…
“Technically, you can go the rest of your life without eating or drinking”
"It’s entirely possible to live the rest of your life without eating or drinking" was posted on Twitter by Mar Shall on June 28, 2014. "You can technically go the rest of your life…
“Technology is great…when it works”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google Groups: alt.lifestyle.furryModern technology is great when it works!Christopher/Tyger Cowboy 1/20/99Well I thought I had the html problem fixed before :) Many…
“Teem was like a poor man’s Sprite or 7 Up”
The soft drinks Sprite (introduced in 1961), 7 Up (introduced in 1929), Teem (1959-1984), Sierra Mist (1999-2023) and Starry (introduced in 2023) have been compared to each other. "Sierra Mist…
“Teenagers drive like they’re going to die: elders drive like they have all the time in the world”
"Teenagers drive like they have limited time & old people drive like they have all the time in the world" is a jocular saying that was on Reddit's "Shower Thoughts" in…
“Telephone poles are just trees that got a job”
"Telephone poles are just trees that got a job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Telephone polls are trees that got a job" was posted on Reddit --…
“Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have in your home”
English television host David Frost (1939-2013) is frequently credit with this line: "Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you…