“The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window”

“The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window” is a saying that has been printed on several images. “The only way to get vista to go faster is to throw it out the window” was posted on the newsgroup microsoft.public.windows.vista.general on March 17, 2007. “The only way to make my PC go faster is to throw it out the window” was posted on Twitter on March 5, 2009. “‘The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out the window.’ - Robert Paul” was posted on Twitter on April 2, 2010.
   
“The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window” was posted on Twitter on December 23, 2015.
     
     
Google Groups: microsoft.public.windows.vista.general
Vista is a great OS
kirk jim
3/17/07
again with the “vista is faster” delusion….
the only way to get vista to go faster is to throw it out the window..
then it will accelerate at g, minus air resistance.
 
Twitter
Akira Uchimura 打村明‏
@akirau
The only way to make my PC go faster is to throw it out the window.
6:00 AM - 5 Mar 2009
     
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Valerie Buck‏
@vkb719
is thinking the only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out the window!
10:15 PM - 30 Aug 2009
 
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Henny Omega‏
@mkzarate
”“The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out the window.”” http://tumblr.com/xkk4ictz3
10:14 PM - 6 Dec 2009
       
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Anonymous Nobody‏
@ladedaitsjustme
“The only way to make your PC go faster is to throw it out the window.” - Robert Paul #ladedaitsjustme
7:03 AM - 2 Apr 2010
 
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Tom Lange‏
@tlange
Have begun to accept that the only way to get my computer to operate faster is to throw it out the window.
10:15 AM - 15 Nov 2010
   
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Brada New‏
@rudeboi_kine
WTF! I swear, the only way to make my computer go faster is to throw it out the window!!
8:07 PM - 28 Aug 2011
   
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Andrew Marshall‏
@AndrewMarshal10
The only way to make your computer go faster is to throw it out the window
6:48 PM - 9 Sep 2012
   
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Aamir Qureshi‏
@iAamirqureshi46
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
2:35 PM - 23 Dec 2015
 
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@ShredMonkey_
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window.
5:04 PM - 21 Aug 2016
 
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@MJIWRDS
The only sure way to make a computer go faster is to throw it out the window. 😂
7:17 AM - 4 Feb 2018