“The good part of a cucumber is the bad part of a watermelon”
Cucumbers have been compared (unfavorably) to watermelons. "The best part of a cucumber tastes like the worst part of a watermelon" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 19,…
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“The government can legally lie to you. But they cannot force you to trust them”
The passing of the Smith–Mundt Modernization Act of 2012 caused many to believe that it was now legal for the U.S. government to lie to its citizens. "The government can legally lie to you.…
“The government doesn’t want you living a long happy life. They owe you social security”
"The government doesn't want you living a long happy life. They owe you social security" is a saying that has been printed on an image. If a person pays into Social Security but dies…
“The government faked Michael Jackson’s moonwalk”
Moon landing conspiracy theories have been popular, and there have been jokes that Michael Jackson's famous "Moonwalk" dance was also faked. "RT @stephanathome: I believe…
“The government has no plans to return your freedom. How long will it take to realize that?”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterAlfalfa&Thyme@MasterTeacher03The government has no plans to return your “freedom”5:36 PM · Jul 28, 2021·Twitter for iPhone TwitterShivambu@GamurogerThe…
“The government in this town is excellent and uses your tax dollars efficiently” (joke)
On the American political satire mockumentary television sitcom Parks and Recreation, the episode "Correspondents' Lunch" (Season 5, Episode 15) that originally aired on February 21,…
“The government is good at one thing. It knows how to break your legs, and then hand you a crutch”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikiquote: Harry BrowneHarry Edson Browne (17 June 1933 – 1 March 2006) was an American politician, libertarian writer and public speaker, and investment analyst. He was…
“The government is just a business with no incentive to deliver agreed upon services…”
"The government is just a business with no incentive to deliver agreed upon services because their customers pay them under threat of incarceration" (shown on an image) was posted on…
“The government is just the armed gang you’re afraid would take over in the absence of government”
"The government is just the armed gang that you're afraid would take over in the absence of government" (shown on an image) was posted on Twitter by author Larken Rose on March 3,…
“The government is lucky that people never think”
"The government is lucky that people never think" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “What good fortune for governments that the people do not think” is another form of…
“The government is the virus. The media is how it spreads. People’s behavior is the pandemic. Common sense is the cure”
“The media is the virus. People’s behavior is the pandemic. Common sense is the cure” is a saying that became popular in June 2020, during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic. "The…
“The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year. Everyone was dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Dismay: To insult the 5th month" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on March 23, 2005.…
“The government offered to buy my guns from me…” (joke)
A joke about gun buyback programs was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 17, 2019: "The government offered to buy my guns from me. But after a thorough background check of the buyer, I am…
“The government sells fear so they can become your savior”
"The government sells fear so they can become your savior" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The government sells fear so they can become a savior. Jesus says…
“The government today is the direct result of your choosing the lesser of two evils for generations”
"The government today is the direct result of your choosing the lesser of two evils for generations" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to voting for the…
“The governor proposes and the legislature disposes”
"Man proposes, (but) God disposes" is an old proverb, indicating that God is the final arbiter of proposals. "The governor proposes and the legislature disposes" is a state…
“The gravy boat implies the existence of a mashed potato sea”
Gravy boats (sauce boats) are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes. "If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?" was posted on X/Twitter by John…
“The Great Big Red Apple that grows in the very top of the tree” (1917)
The moniker of "Land of the Big Red Apple" (for apple-growing regions) and the saying of "Big apples are top of the barrel/tree" were very popular in the 1900s and 1910s. Peter…
“The Great Resist. They will own nobody and they will be unhappy”
“You’ll own nothing. And you’ll be happy” is a saying that the World Economic Forum has popularized since 2016, and has been associated with its plans for a Great Reset. Some "Great…
“The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid”
"The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. San Francisco (CA) Examiner…