“Sign not in use” (traffic sign)
"SIGN NOT IN USE" is a traffic sign that has been used in the United Kingdom. The sign is usually in a construction area and is usually temporary. Sign Not In Use" was printed in The…
Alphebetical for "s"
“Signs don’t vote”
"Yard/Lawn signs don't vote" is a popular political adage. However, many politicians also believe that a large show of support, in the form of lawn signs, is usually beneficial.…
“Silence is always better than bullshit”
"Silence is better than bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Silence is better than bullshit" is a track by the group Blade from the album The Lion Goes…
“Silence is better than bullshit”
"Silence is better than bullshit" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Silence is better than bullshit" is a track by the group Blade from the album The Lion Goes…
“Silence is golden; duct tape is silver”
"Speech is silver; silence is golden" is an old proverb that means that it's often better to say nothing at all. "Silence is golden, (but) duct tape is silver" is a jocular…
“Silly Straws implies the existence of Straws That Have Had Just About Enough Of Your Shit”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Silly straws imply the existence of serious straws”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Silly straws should just be called ‘straws’ and normal straws should be called ‘serious straws’”
A "crazy straw" or "silly straw" has a number of twists and turns at the top. There is no such thing as a "serious straw," but there are jokes. "I think silly…
“Simple syrup implies the existence of complex syrup”
"Simple syrup" is one part sugar and one part water. This is frequently added to alcoholic drinks. "If there is simple syrup, shouldn’t there also be complex syrup?" was…
“Simple syrup implies the existence of complicated syrup”
"Simple syrup" is one part sugar and one part water. This is frequently added to alcoholic drinks. "If there is simple syrup, shouldn’t there also be complex syrup?" was…
“Simple syrup implies the existence of difficult syrup”
"Simple syrup" is one part sugar and one part water. This is frequently added to alcoholic drinks. "If there is simple syrup, shouldn’t there also be complex syrup?" was…
“Simply Good Taste” (Cosi Sandwich Bar)
Cosi Sandwich Bar (or just "Cosi") began in New York City in 1996. It's now a sandwich chain found in several states. "Simply Good Taste" is its not-too-well-known slogan.…
“Since 1898” (Entenmann’s)
Entenmann's bakery started in Brooklyn in the 1890s. It is now part of the George Weston Bakeries family. http://entenmanns.gwbakeries.com/history.cfmIn the late 1800s, a young teenager named…
“Since all the public libraries are closed, I’m checking you out instead” (pickup line)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many libraries to close. A pickup line joke was posted on Twitter by Jill in Virusland on March 19, 2020: "'Since all the public libraries are…
“Since an avocado is a fruit, does that make guacamole a fruit salad?”
"So, if avocado if a fruit, does that make guacamole a fruit salad????" was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2011. "Since an avocado is a fruit...does that make guacamole fruit…
“Since Christ was a cowboy” (“Since Jesus was a cowboy”)
"Since Christ was a cowboy" (less frequently given as "since Jesus was a cowboy") means "a long time." A similar phrase is "since Hector was a pup." The…
“Since everyone started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste”
"Since everyone started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulting…
“Since everyone’s now washing their hands, we’ll be working on shapes & colors next week”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak came with many public announcements to wash hands. Many people had learned this in kindergarten (at the latest). "Since everyone is now washing their hands…
“Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website, I’m uploading my bills”
"Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website, I think I should start uploading my bills" was posted on Twitter by Johnny Mota (and others) on December 10,…
“Since I bought a solar-powered treadmill, I’ve been walking on sunshine”
"I'm walking on sunshine woahhhh I'm walking on sunshine woahhh wait it's a treadmill ..." was posted on Twitter by Anna Craig on April 9, 2010. The song "Walking on…