“Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect Yourself” (“salary” backronym)
"Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect Yourself" (a backronym or back-acronym of the word "salary") has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "The…
Alphebetical for "s"
“Singing in the shower is fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s soap opera”
"Singing in the shower is fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What's…
“Singing is like talking in cursive”
"Singing is like talking in cursive lol #WeirdThought" is a saying that was posted on Twitter on October 3, 2011. "Singing is like talking in cursive" was posted on Reddit --…
“Single man with Purell and Lysol seeking single woman with toilet paper for good clean fun”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
“Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
“Single women can’t fart. They don’t have an asshole until they’re married”
"Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations are "they are…
“Sip happens” (sip + shit happens)
"Shit happens” became a popular saying by the early 1980s. "Sip happens" (sip + shit happens) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, hats…
“Sip sip hooray” (sip + hip hip hooray)
"Sip sip hooray" (sip + hip hip hooray) is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, sip hooray!" has been cited in print since at least 1913. "Sip!…
“Sippity doo dah! Sippity yay!” (wine saying)
"Sippity do dah! Sippity yay!" is a wine saying (although it sometimes refers to sipping other drinks) that has been printed on many images. The sipping saying is a pun on the Academy…
“Siri, check my bank account and tell me which Apple product I can buy.”/“Apple juice.”
An "Apple product" usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. "I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or…
“Sit down. Be quiet. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine”
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
“Sit down. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine”
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
“Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine”
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
“Sit-ups are the best exercise because they include the most lying down”
Sit-ups involve lying down, and this has been used in jokes. "Just got halfway to 1000 sit-ups! OK, FINE, the lying down half" was posted on Twitter on November 21, 2010. "Do the sit…
“Sitting is the new smoking”
"Sitting is the new smoking" is a popular expression showing just how bad sitting is for the body -- sitting can be as bad as smoking. A headline in the Daily Mail (UK) in 2007 was,…
“Sitting on a gold mine” (possessing something of great value)
To be "sitting in a gold mine" is to be in possession of something of great value, often without knowledge or understanding of that value. The American idiom usually does not require…
“Sitting on the toilet as the clock struck midnight, I thought, ‘Same shit, different day’”
The expression "same shit, different day" is not meant to be taken literally. A joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless on September 11, 1999: "Y'know, it just occurs to…
“Six allowed at Christmas but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey”
"Six allowed at Thanksgiving/Christmas but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey" is a jocular Covid-regulation saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Six allowed at Thanksgiving but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey”
"Six allowed at Thanksgiving/Christmas but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey" is a jocular Covid-regulation saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Six bores and a sadist” (political committee composition)
New York (NY) Times columnist Russell Baker (1925-2019) wrote on August 6, 1968, about the Republican National Convention in Miami Beach, Florida: "MIAMI BEACH, August 5. -- Every political…