Plastic straws and plastic beer rings have been banned in some places because they pollute the sea and choke the fish and turtles. "since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've…
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused some quarantines. "All jokes are inside jokes now that we're on quarantine" was posted on Twitter by aubs on March 16, 2020. "All jokes…
"Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect Yourself" (a backronym or back-acronym of the word "salary") has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "The…
"Singing in the shower is fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What's…
"Singing is like talking in cursive lol #WeirdThought" is a saying that was posted on Twitter on October 3, 2011. "Singing is like talking in cursive" was posted on Reddit --…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
"Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations are "they are…
"Shit happens” became a popular saying by the early 1980s. "Sip happens" (sip + shit happens) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, hats…
"Sip sip hooray" (sip + hip hip hooray) is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, sip hooray!" has been cited in print since at least 1913. "Sip!…
"Sippity do dah! Sippity yay!" is a wine saying (although it sometimes refers to sipping other drinks) that has been printed on many images. The sipping saying is a pun on the Academy…
An "Apple product" usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. "I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or…
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
"Sit down. Shut up. Drink some coffee. You are going to be fine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sit Down...Shut Up...Drink Some Coffee. You Are Going To Be…
Sit-ups involve lying down, and this has been used in jokes. "Just got halfway to 1000 sit-ups! OK, FINE, the lying down half" was posted on Twitter on November 21, 2010. "Do the sit…
"Sitting is the new smoking" is a popular expression showing just how bad sitting is for the body -- sitting can be as bad as smoking. A headline in the Daily Mail (UK) in 2007 was,…
To be "sitting in a gold mine" is to be in possession of something of great value, often without knowledge or understanding of that value. The American idiom usually does not require…
The expression "same shit, different day" is not meant to be taken literally. A joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless on September 11, 1999: "Y'know, it just occurs to…
"Six allowed at Thanksgiving/Christmas but 30 for a funeral. I will be holding a funeral for my pet turkey" is a jocular Covid-regulation saying that has been printed on many images.…