"Since everyone started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulting…
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak came with many public announcements to wash hands. Many people had learned this in kindergarten (at the latest). "Since everyone is now washing their hands…
"Since Facebook claims ownership of everything you post on their website, I think I should start uploading my bills" was posted on Twitter by Johnny Mota (and others) on December 10,…
"I'm walking on sunshine woahhhh I'm walking on sunshine woahhh wait it's a treadmill ..." was posted on Twitter by Anna Craig on April 9, 2010. The song "Walking on…
"Syncing" sounds like "sinking." A popular smartphone joke mentions the RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the Atlantic Ocean on April 15, 2012. This joke was…
Some people proclaim that Latin is a dead language, prompting a joke that has been printed on images: "If Latin is a dead language, does that mean zombies speak Latin?" "If Latin is…
"Since little fingers touch our floor(s), kindly/please leave/remove your shoes at the door" is a sign that has been pinted on many images. "Since little fingers touch our floors,…
"Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let's slip in 'term limits'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. If legislators cannot read 5,000-page bills…
"Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let's slip in 'term limits'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. If legislators cannot read 5,000-page bills…
"Oleg to stand on" is a pun for "a leg to stand on" and has been cited in print since at least 1946. A popular version was posted on Twitter on July 15, 2016: "One of the…
Apple, Inc. released the iPhone 8 and 8 Plus in 2017, and there have been references to 9/11 (the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon). "Can’t wait for…
Plastic straws and plastic beer rings have been banned in some places because they pollute the sea and choke the fish and turtles. "since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've…
Plastic straws and plastic beer rings have been banned in some places because they pollute the sea and choke the fish and turtles. "since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've…
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused some quarantines. "All jokes are inside jokes now that we're on quarantine" was posted on Twitter by aubs on March 16, 2020. "All jokes…
"Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect Yourself" (a backronym or back-acronym of the word "salary") has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "The…
"Singing in the shower is fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What's…
"Singing is like talking in cursive lol #WeirdThought" is a saying that was posted on Twitter on October 3, 2011. "Singing is like talking in cursive" was posted on Reddit --…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
"Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations are "they are…