“Since I changed my smartphone’s name to Titanic, it’s been syncing”
"Syncing" sounds like "sinking." A popular smartphone joke mentions the RMS Titanic, a British passenger liner that sank in the Atlantic Ocean on April 15, 2012. This joke was…
Alphebetical for "s"
“Since Latin is a dead language, I expect it would be pretty useful in a zombie apocalypse”
Some people proclaim that Latin is a dead language, prompting a joke that has been printed on images: "If Latin is a dead language, does that mean zombies speak Latin?" "If Latin is…
“Since little fingers touch our floors, please remove your shoes at the door” (sign)
"Since little fingers touch our floor(s), kindly/please leave/remove your shoes at the door" is a sign that has been pinted on many images. "Since little fingers touch our floors,…
“Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let’s slip in ‘term limits’”
"Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let's slip in 'term limits'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. If legislators cannot read 5,000-page bills…
“Since nobody reads the 5,592 page bills, let’s slip in ‘term limits’”
"Since nobody reads the 5,000 page bills. let's slip in 'term limits'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. If legislators cannot read 5,000-page bills…
“Since our Russian gymnast was deported, we don’t have Oleg to stand on”
"Oleg to stand on" is a pun for "a leg to stand on" and has been cited in print since at least 1946. A popular version was posted on Twitter on July 15, 2016: "One of the…
“Since this year they launched the iPhone 8/X, we’ll probably get to see 9/11 next year”
Apple, Inc. released the iPhone 8 and 8 Plus in 2017, and there have been references to 9/11 (the September 11, 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon). "Can’t wait for…
“Since we can’t use plastic straws anymore, I’ve just been choking turtles with my bare hands”
Plastic straws and plastic beer rings have been banned in some places because they pollute the sea and choke the fish and turtles. "since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've…
“Since we can’t use those beer rings anymore, I’ve been choking turtles with my bare hands”
Plastic straws and plastic beer rings have been banned in some places because they pollute the sea and choke the fish and turtles. "since we can't use those beer rings anymore i've…
“Since we’re all in quarantine, I guess we’ll be making only inside jokes from now on”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused some quarantines. "All jokes are inside jokes now that we're on quarantine" was posted on Twitter by aubs on March 16, 2020. "All jokes…
“Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect Yourself” (“salary” backronym)
"Sincerity Affection Love Attention Respect Yourself" (a backronym or back-acronym of the word "salary") has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "The…
“Singing in the shower is fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s soap opera”
"Singing in the shower is fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What's…
“Singing is like talking in cursive”
"Singing is like talking in cursive lol #WeirdThought" is a saying that was posted on Twitter on October 3, 2011. "Singing is like talking in cursive" was posted on Reddit --…
“Single man with Purell and Lysol seeking single woman with toilet paper for good clean fun”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
“Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic made for some jocular personal ads. "Single woman with Lysol and sanitizer seeking single man with toilet paper for some good clean fun" was posted on…
“Single women can’t fart. They don’t have an asshole until they’re married”
"Single women can't fart. They don't have an asshole until they're married" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Slight variations are "they are…
“Sip happens” (sip + shit happens)
"Shit happens” became a popular saying by the early 1980s. "Sip happens" (sip + shit happens) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, hats…
“Sip sip hooray” (sip + hip hip hooray)
"Sip sip hooray" (sip + hip hip hooray) is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, sip hooray!" has been cited in print since at least 1913. "Sip!…
“Sip, smile, repeat: The mantra of a coffee enthusiast”
"Sip, smile, repeat" (also "Sip, smile, repeat: The mantra of a coffee enthusiast") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, smile, repeat" has been…
“Sip. Smile. Repeat”
"Sip, smile, repeat" (also "Sip, smile, repeat: The mantra of a coffee enthusiast") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, smile, repeat" has been…