“Super Bowl implies the existence of a Super Spoon”
The Super Bowl (NFL football's championship game) has nothing to do with a bowl for consuming food, but there are jokes. "Yo mama so stupid when she went to the Super Bowl she brought a…
Alphebetical for "s"
“Super callous fascist risky experimental doses”
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" is a song, by Richard M. Sherman, Robert B. Sherman and Irwin Kostal, from the 1964 Disney musical film Mary Poppins. There have been many parodies on…
“Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread”
"Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread" is a sarcastic work saying -- usually on Monday morning -- that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Supermarkets for Savings” (C-Town)
C-Town supermarkets calls itself "Supermarkets for Savings." (Trademark)Word Mark C TOWN Goods and Services IC 029. US 046. G & S: BACON AND EGGS. FIRST USE: 19750600. FIRST USE IN…
“Support our troops—We’ll need them to overthrow our government”
"Support our troops -- We'll need them to overthrow our government" is a popular bumper sticker saying. "Support our troops.....we need them to overthrow our government!"…
“Support our troops. Bring them home”
"Support our/the troops. Bring them home" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. Anti-war protesters are sometimes said to be anti-troops, but this protest message…
“Support the country you live in or live in the country you support”
"Support the country you live in or live in the country you support" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Words of Wisdom: 'Support the…
“Support the troops. Bring them home”
"Support our/the troops. Bring them home" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. Anti-war protesters are sometimes said to be anti-troops, but this protest message…
“Support wildlife—throw a party”
"Support wildlife -- throw a party" has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and bumper stickers. "Fall is the time to support wildlife -- have a party tonight" was…
“Support your local anything”
"Support your local anything" is a business saying that has been printed on many images. It's another version of "buy local" or "eat local" or "shop…
“Support your right to arm bears”
The U. S. Constitution's Second Amendment gives citizens the right to bear arms. Newspaper columnist and humorist Bill Vaughan (1915-1977) was credited in 1966 with turning the words around:…
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
Mark Twain (1835-1910) is credited with: "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." The oft-repeated line appears in Mark Twain:…
“Supposedly there’s a style of rice shaped pasta, orzo I’m told”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: OrzoOrzo (/ˈɔːrzoʊ, ˈɔːrtsoʊ/, Italian: [ˈɔrdzo]; from Italian for ''barley'', from Latin hordeum), also known as risoni (pronounced…
“Supposedly, this cow was farting a lot and ruining the environment. So I ate it. You’re welcome”
"Supposedly, this cow was farting a lot and ruining the environment. So I ate it. You're welcome. Be a Hero. Eat Meat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. An…
“Sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it used to but hey…”
Many people say that grocery prices keep increasing. This was posted on X/Twitter by collin on July 30, 2022, and received over 191,700 likes: "sure every trip to the grocery store costs twice…
“Sure Happy It’s Thursday” (“shit” backronym); “So Happy It’s Thursday, Friday Is Tomorrow”
"Thank God It's Friday" (TGIF) had led to other acronymns. "So/Sure Happy It's Thursday" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "shit" that has been…
“Sure you can trust the government—just ask an Indian”
"Sure you can trust the government -- just ask an Indian" is a saying that has been printed on gift items such as bumper stickers and T-shirts since at least 1998. The authorship of the…
“Sure, I’ll drink more water. Provided it’s frozen and surrounded by alcohol”
"Sure, I'll drink more water. Provided it's frozen and surrounded by alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I like to drink my recommended 2…
“Surely, not everybody was kung-fu fighting”
"Surely, not everybody was kung-fu fighting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is on the song "Kung Fu Fighting" (1974) by Carl Douglas, which…
“Surfing the Internet”
The term "surfing the Internet" was written by American programmer Mark P. McCahill to a newsgroup on February 24, 1992. However, the term was popularized by New York librarian Jean…