“Subourbon: Whiskey for the middle class”
"Subourbon" (suburb + bourbon) is a portmanteau word that is mostly jocular. "What do they drink in The Southern Suburbs? Subourbon!" was posted on Twitter by Bosse Löthén on…
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“Subpoena implies the existence of dompoena”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” has nothing to do with a subpoena, but there are jokes. "subpoena duces tecum? i'd rather file a dompoena douches precum if you know what i…
“Substack implies the existence of Domstack and Switchstack”
There is Substack (an American online platform that provides publishing, payment, analytics, and design infrastructure to support subscription newsletters), but no Domstack. "substack implies…
“Substack implies the existence of Domstack”
There is Substack (an American online platform that provides publishing, payment, analytics, and design infrastructure to support subscription newsletters), but no Domstack. "substack implies…
“Substitute teachers imply the existence of domstitute teachers”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to substitute teachers, but there are jokes. "the term substitute teacher implies the existence of a domstitute…
“Subtitles are at the bottom of the screen. Domtitles are at the top of the screen”
Foreign movies often have subtitles. Some people believe there should be "domtitles," as in "sub/dom." "subtitles, eh, WHAT ABOUT DOMTITLES?????? check mate" was…
“Subtitles imply the existence of domtitles”
Foreign movies often have subtitles. Some people believe there should be "domtitles," as in "sub/dom." "subtitles, eh, WHAT ABOUT DOMTITLES?????? check mate" was…
“Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them”
New York City has many streets named after numbers and letters. Streets in the suburbs are often named after trees, such as oak, maple and pine. Syndicated newspaper columnist Bill Vaughan…
“Suburbs imply the existence of domburbs”
"Dominance and submission" or "dom/sub" does not apply to suburbs, but there are jokes. "me: What's the opposite of a suburb? Domburb" was posted on Twitter by…
“Subway got some nerve asking for a tip! Man, we made this sandwich together!”
At Subway sandwich restaurants, the customer instructs how to make the sandwich. Some customers object to giving a tip because they made the sandwich together. "Subway got some nerve asking…
“Subway implies the existence of both domway and switchway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway implies the existence of Domway”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car”
Subway fast food restaurants do not have drive-through service. A joke is: "Subway is definitely the healthiest fast food available because they make you get out of the car." "Subway…
“Subway: Eat fresh! Domway: Don’t get fresh with me!”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway??? No man, this is Domway. We tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subway. Eat fresh! Domway. You’ll eat however the fuck we tell you!”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Subways imply the existence of domways”
“Dominance and submission” or “dom/sub” doesn't mean that for every "subway" there must exist also a "domway," but there are jokes. Some jokes involve the…
“Succeed and proceed”
"One and done" means that a star high school basketball player plays one year in college, and then announces that he is turning professional. There often is little incentive to do well at…
“Success always occurs in private and failure in full view”
"Success always occurs in private and failure in full view" is a jocular saying that has been printed on posters."Success always occurs in private. Failure always occurs in full view…
“Success comes in cans, not in can’ts”
"Success comes in cans, not in can'ts/cannots" (or "success comes in cans, failure in can'ts/cannots") is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items,…