“Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy. Happy New Year, everybody”
"Stir the eggnog, lift the toddy. Happy New Year, everybody" is a new year's saying that has been printed on many images. It's the opening of the poem "Happy New Year,…
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“Stock market? More like shock market, amirite?”
When the U.S. stock market goes down, it's sometimes called a "shock market." "Stock market, more like SHOCK market amirite?" was posted on X/Twitter by Stephanie on August…
“Stock to a cook is voice to a singer” (“Chicken to a cook is like a canvas to a painter”)
"A chicken to a cook is like a canvas to a painter" is a modern interpretation of a statement in Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin's The Physiology of Taste (1825). The usual English…
“Stolen elections have consequences”
"Elections have consequences" is a political saying that became popular in the 1980s. "Stolen Elections Have Consequences: Unelected Fascist Franken Denies Lieberman an…
“Stop and smell the rosé”
"Stop and smell the roses" (or "flowers") is an American saying that has been cited since at least the 1950s. It means to take time to relax and enjoy life. "Stop and smell…
“Stop animal testing! They get really nervous and give the wrong answers”
"Tests conducted on animals" is not the same as "animals taking tests," but there are jokes. "STOP ANIMAL TESTING -- They get all nervous and give the wrong answers"…
“Stop asking me what my likes and dislikes are. I like MONEY! I dislike not having MONEY! Don’t stress me”
Some people have obvious likes and dislikes, such as money and food. "At my age, please stop asking me about my likes & dislikes. I like money, and I dislike not having money. Don't…
“Stop blaming your poor life choices on capitalism”
"Stop blaming your poor life choices on capitalism" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Some people want collective responsibility for their own failures. The saying…
“Stop blaming yourself and others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture”
"Stop blaming yourself and/or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "stop blaming others for the bad things that…
“Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets”
"Stop blaming yourself for your failures. Learn astrology and blame the planets" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Illumi on…
“Stop blaming yourself or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture”
"Stop blaming yourself and/or others. Learn Feng Shui and blame the furniture" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "stop blaming others for the bad things that…
“Stop breaking treats in half and calling it ‘two treats’” (a dog’s sign)
"Stop breaking treats in half and calling it 'two treats'" (a dog's sign) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop cutting treats into smaller…
“Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment….” (Halloween joke)
"Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. It’s terrible for the environment. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly." is a Halloween joke that…
“Stop calling it a refund. You overpaid all year. You got your change back”
Many people get an income tax refund. "Stop calling it a refund. You overpaid all year. You got your change back" is a saying that has been prrinted on many images. "STOP CALLING IT…
“Stop calling them ‘public” schools. They aren’t open to the public. They aren’t accountable to the public…”
"Stop calling them 'public' schools. They aren't open to the public. They aren't accountable to the public. They are run by government. They are regulated by government.…
“Stop calling them ‘the elites.’ Call them by what they really are: ‘the parasites’”
"It's about time we stop calling them 'The Elites', and start referring to them as what they actually are, 'The Parasites'" is a saying that has been printed on…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California and New York”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in Florida”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…
“Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in Illinois”
"Stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in California/Florida/Illinois/New York" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Stop complaining…