“Steal a news van. It’s the perfect crime. How will they ever report it?”

“We’re stealing a news van! It’s the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?” is a line from the American animated sitcom King of the Hill, the “Gone with the Windstorm” episode that originally aired on May 1, 2005. The line is still frequently used, although the source is not always mentioned.
 
   
Wikipedia: King of the Hill
King of the Hill is an American animated sitcom created by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels that ran from January 12, 1997 to May 6, 2010 on Fox. It centers on the Hills, a middle-class American family in the fictional city of Arlen, Texas. It attempts to retain a realistic approach, seeking humor in the conventional and mundane aspects of everyday life.
   
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Gone with the Windstorm (2005)
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Yeah Dale! Get out of the hot tub! We’re stealing a news van! DALE: It’s the perfect crime! How will they ever report it?
     
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Tim Rorie‏
@TheTimRorie
I’m going to steal a news van. It’s the perfect crime, because how will they report it?
9:16 PM - 19 Nov 2009
 
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Shawn Saylor‏
@hello_shawn
Steal a news van. It’s the perfect crime. HOW WILL THEY EVER REPORT IT? #guysIamwatchingKingoftheHill
8:38 PM - 11 May 2010
 
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W.L.C‏
@MrMagoola
Were going to steal a news van!!!........ That’s the perfect crime how would they report it… lol #KingOfTheHill
9:49 PM - 16 Nov 2010
   
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What to you was the funniest moment in King of the Hill?
Rei
Dec 22 2011
when dale says “we’ll steal a news van, its the perfect crime! how will they report it!?” or something similar to that
     
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Perfect Crime
Sean Dion
Published on Mar 6, 2014
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David Burton‏
@davidalanburton
Dale, let’s go…we’re going to steal a news van. “It’s the perfect crime…how will they ever report it.” #kingofthehill
2:25 PM - 11 Aug 2015 from Fort Bragg, NC
 
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I’m going to steal a news van.
submitted July 8, 2017 by RickSanchez_
It’s the perfect crime. How will they ever report it?