“Successful pianists know the key to success”
People often seek the key (or keys) to success. "Successful pianists know the key to success" is a joke that was posted on the website Pun of the Day on August 10, 2017. Other sayings…
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“Successful pianists know the key to success”
People often seek the key (or keys) to success. "Successful pianists know the key to success" is a joke that was posted on the website Pun of the Day on August 10, 2017. Other sayings…
“Suck it up now so you don’t have to suck it in later”
"Suck it up now so you don't/won't have to suck it in later" is a dieting/exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Suck it up" means to work now (through…
“Suddenly, staying at home in underwear doing nothing is the most proactive thing you can do”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused many people to stay at home and avoid public places. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on March 14, 2020: "Suddenly, staying at home in your…
“Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion”
American boxer Muhammad Ali was out of shape when he lost a 15-round decision to Leon Spinks on February 15, 1978. Ali trained harder than he ever had before and won the rematch on September 15,…
“Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret” (exercise adage)
"Suffer the pain of discipline or suffer the pain of regret" is a popular exercise adage that has been printed on posters. Working out makes one suffer the "pain of discipline"…
“Sufferin’ succotash” (“Suffering succotash”)
"Sufferin' succotash" is an expression that has been printed on many images. "Suffering succotash!" is a minced oath for "suffering savior." "'Oh,…
“Sugar is just gay salt”
Sugar has often been compared to salt. Both are white, but sugar is “sweeter,” while salt is “salty.” "Sugar is just gay salt" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Sugar is sweet and so are you” (“Roses are red…”)
"Roses red, and violets blew" comes from Edmund Spenser's epic poem, The Faerie Queene (1590). In the 1800s, the line "roses are red, violets are blue" was used at the…
“Sugar is the cocaine of the food industry”
"Religion is the opiate of the masses" is a famous statement of German philosopher and economist Karl Marx (1818-1883). "Sugar is the cocaine of the food industry/world" and…
“Sugar is the cocaine of the food world”
"Religion is the opiate of the masses" is a famous statement of German philosopher and economist Karl Marx (1818-1883). "Sugar is the cocaine of the food industry/world" and…
“Sugar is the cocaine of the masses”
"Religion is the opiate of the masses" is a famous statement of German philosopher and economist Karl Marx (1818-1883). "Sugar is the cocaine of the food industry/world" and…
“Sugar, eggs, milk…I love it when a flan comes together”
"I love it when a plan comes together" was a catchphrase of the fictional character Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith (played by George Peppard) in the American action-adventure…
“Suggesting people can’t live without government is like saying animals couldn’t survive without…”
"Suggesting people can't live without government is like saying animals couldn't survive without farms" and "Suggesting that people can't live without government is…
“Suggesting that people can’t live without government is like suggesting animals can’t live…”
"Suggesting people can't live without government is like saying animals couldn't survive without farms" and "Suggesting that people can't live without government is…
“Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me—I quit!’”
“You can’t fire me—I quit!” is an employment expression that became popular in the 1920s. American comedian Bill Maher, hosting the first show of Comedy Central's Politically Incorrect…
“Summer begins on the 5th of July in Portland”
For most of the United States, the start of summer is marked by Memorial Day at the end of May. For people who live in Oregon and Washington, the start of summer is marked by the day after the 4th…
“Summer has arrived when the rain is warm”
An old joke is told in places where it rains much of the time: "Summer has arrived (in Seattle/ Vancouver/ Ireland/ Scotland/ Wales/ England) when the rain is warm." "You can tell…
“Summer is here. It’s a hundred and fuck you outside” (very hot)
"It's a hundred and fuck (dat/that/this/this shit/you) degrees outside" is an expression meaning that it is very hot. "It's one hundred and fuck degrees outside" was…
“Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is”
"Summer is over. Time to officially remember what day of the week it is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Summer is over ..... Time to remember what day…