“Remember last year on St. Patrick’s Day? Yeah, me neither”
"Remember last year on St. Patrick's Day? Yeah, me neither" -- that is, people get too drunk on St. Patrick's Day to remember it -- is a jocular drinking saying that has been…
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“Remember Noah and the ark, when it rained 40 days and 40 nights?” (Texas weather joke)
Texas has plenty of jokes about the lack of rain in some parts of the state. The "Noah and the flood" joke is popular on the internet and has been told about other states (California, New…
“Remember November” (“Remember in November”)
The Republican Governors Association released a video on April 23, 2010 titled Remember November. The RGA's rhyme meant that the public should remember failed Democrat promises and vote…
“Remember now, it’s important to get those 8 hours of coffee every day”
It's often advised to for a person to get eight hours of sleep a night. "Eight hours of coffee" is a jocular variation of this saying. "Make sure to get 8 hours of coffee a…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s Florida”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s Texas”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That’s today”
"Remember that level of Super Mario 3, where the sun is trying to kill you? That's Florida/Texas/today" is a hot weather saying that has been printed on many images. Super Mario…
“Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws?”
"Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws and corrupt politicians? Neither do I. Never forget who the real enemy is" is an anti-police saying that has…
“Remember the à la mode!” (pie à la mode)
"Remember the Alamo!" (or, as some insist, "Remember Alamo!") was the famous Texas cry at the victorious Battle of San Jacinto on April 21, 1836. The inevitable "Remember…
“Remember the Alamo!”
"Remember the Alamo!" was the war cry at the battle of San Jacinto on April 21, 1836, about a month after the fall of the Alamo. The Texas forces, led by commander-in-chief Sam Houston,…
“Remember the Neediest” (New York Times Christmas Appeal)
"The 100 Neediest," or "REMEMBER THE NEEDIEST," is the annual Christmas appeal by the New York Times that started in 1912. The Christmas appeal has extended to other media in…
“Remember the tea-kettle—though up to its neck in hot water, it still sings”
"Remember the tea-kettle -- though up to its neck in hot water, it still sings" is cited in print from 1920. The saying was a popular one during the hard times ("hot water") of…
“Remember those who served before. Remember those who are no more…” (Memorial Day poem)
"On This Memorial Day" by Emily Toma was published by Family Friend Poems in June 2014: "Remember those who served before.Remember those who are no more.Remember those who serve…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…
“Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 2nd”
"Remember to drink lots of water and stay indoors between 11:00 a.m. and November 1st" is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on many images. The joke begins with the hours of a…
“Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week”
"Remember to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week" (or "Don’t forget to turn your bathroom scales back 15 pounds Wednesday night at 1 am for Thanksgiving") -- a joke about…
“Remember what the valet who parked your car looks like. We don’t have valet parking”
"Remember what the valet who parked your car looks like because we don't have valet parking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several signs. The sign was posted on…
“Remember when everyone knew pro wrestling was fake and they finally admitted it…”
"Remember when everyone knew pro wrestling was fake and they finally admitted it and the fans didn't care and continued to watch it anyway? We're almost there with politics and the…
“Remember when everything sucked, and then the government solved all our problems? Me neither”
"Remember when everything sucked, and then the government solved all our problems? Me neither" is a saying that has been shown on an image with a unicorn and a rainbow. The saying…
“Remember when global banking cartels screwing over the world was a conspiracy theory?”
"Remember when global banking cartels screwing over the world was a conspiracy theory?" was posted on Twitter by Ricardo Nester, and later on Facebook by Constellation COC on April 24,…