"Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "frequent naps, such as while driving a car, will…
"Super-visor" should not be confused with "super-visor," but there are jokes. "Why do managers block the sun's rays so well? Bc they're Super Visors" was…
"Rehab is for quitters" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1996 and is of…
Wikipedia: Reinventing the wheelTo reinvent the wheel is to duplicate a basic method that has already previously been created or optimized by others. The inspiration for this idiomatic metaphor…
In a stereotypical male-female relationship, a woman makes sandwiches. “I just changed my Facebook relationship status to: 'Making my own sandwiches.' #ForeverAlone" was posted on…
A popular algebra joke has been printed on T-shirts and ecards: "Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?" "This relationship shit is like…
A wine quotation was credited to Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC) in Gleason's Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion (Boston, MA) on August 27, 1853: "Cicero has said of men: -- 'They…
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew" and the initials "RDWHAHB" have been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers, posters and T-shirts. Charlie Papazian,…
"Relievers are relievers for a reason" is a baseball adage. A pitcher with great command of several pitches is a starting pitcher. A reliever has some flaws, but can be strong in one or…
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
"Religion is for people who fear hell, and spirituality is for people who have gone through hell (and don't want to go back)" is a saying that has been used by many 12-steps…
"Religion: When grown ass adults argue about who has the better invisible friend" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Anti-god?! Lol. You know religion basically is…
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
Relish has often been compared to salsa. "Relish is just pickle salsa" was posted on Twitter by @zombot on March 21, 2012. "Relish is pickle salsa" was posted on Reddit --…
"Relish today, ketchup tomorrow" is a funny food saying meaning "enjoy today, catch up (with work) tomorrow." The saying -- that appears on T-shirts and other gift items -- has…
"Remain calm in every situation because peace equals power" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November 3, 2012 by Christian author and…
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
"Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that" is a jocular saying that has…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. The masks weren't the same as the face masks in football, but there were jokes. "Remember DO NOT grab another…