“Regular workers must wear small face shields. Managers get to use the super-visors”
"Super-visor" should not be confused with "super-visor," but there are jokes. "Why do managers block the sun's rays so well? Bc they're Super Visors" was…
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“Rehab is for quitters”
"Rehab is for quitters" is a popular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts and posters. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1996 and is of…
“Reinvent the wheel” (to do work unnecessarily when it has already been done)
Wikipedia: Reinventing the wheelTo reinvent the wheel is to duplicate a basic method that has already previously been created or optimized by others. The inspiration for this idiomatic metaphor…
“Relationship status: I make my own sandwiches”
In a stereotypical male-female relationship, a woman makes sandwiches. “I just changed my Facebook relationship status to: 'Making my own sandwiches.' #ForeverAlone" was posted on…
“Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y”
A popular algebra joke has been printed on T-shirts and ecards: "Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?" "This relationship shit is like…
“Relationships are like wine. They get better with age, or turn to vinegar”
A wine quotation was credited to Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 BC-43 BC) in Gleason's Pictorial Drawing-Room Companion (Boston, MA) on August 27, 1853: "Cicero has said of men: -- 'They…
“Relax, don’t worry, have a homebrew” (RDWHAHB)
"Relax, don't worry, have a homebrew" and the initials "RDWHAHB" have been printed on many gift items, such as bumper stickers, posters and T-shirts. Charlie Papazian,…
“Relievers are relievers for a reason” (baseball adage)
"Relievers are relievers for a reason" is a baseball adage. A pitcher with great command of several pitches is a starting pitcher. A reliever has some flaws, but can be strong in one or…
“Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right”
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Religion is for people who are afraid of hell; spirituality is for people who’ve been there”
"Religion is for people who fear hell, and spirituality is for people who have gone through hell (and don't want to go back)" is a saying that has been used by many 12-steps…
“Religion: When grown ass adults argue about who has the better invisible friend”
"Religion: When grown ass adults argue about who has the better invisible friend" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Anti-god?! Lol. You know religion basically is…
“Religious dogma is doing what we are told, no matter what is right”
"Morality is doing what is right, regardless of what you are told. Obedience/Religion is doing what you are told, regardless of what is right" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Relish is just pickle salsa”
Relish has often been compared to salsa. "Relish is just pickle salsa" was posted on Twitter by @zombot on March 21, 2012. "Relish is pickle salsa" was posted on Reddit --…
“Relish today, ketchup tomorrow”
"Relish today, ketchup tomorrow" is a funny food saying meaning "enjoy today, catch up (with work) tomorrow." The saying -- that appears on T-shirts and other gift items -- has…
“Remain calm in every situation because peace equals power”
"Remain calm in every situation because peace equals power" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November 3, 2012 by Christian author and…
“Remember back before OnlyFans, when our moms sold Avon and Tupperware?”
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
“Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?”
"Remember before OnlyFans when your mom just sold Avon?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, moms who used to sell cosmetics(Avon) are now selling their bodies for…
“Remember before the internet when we thought people were dumb because they didn’t have access to information?”
"Do y'all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn't that" is a jocular saying that has…
“Remember DO NOT grab another person’s facemask. It’s a 15-yard penalty and an automatic 1st down”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. The masks weren't the same as the face masks in football, but there were jokes. "Remember DO NOT grab another…
“Remember if your flight gets cancelled most airports have a secret fleet of backup planes…”
When airlines cancel flights, angry passengers often take their rage out on the customer service representative, who did not cause the problem. This sarcasm was posted on Twitter by Jeremy Khan on…