“Reasons to get out of bed: food”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterPeter Nehem@Peter_Nehem@ibod8x5 Food is always a good reason to get out of bed .3:17 PM - 25 Dec 2008 TwitterRegina@elletriceVanilla and amaretto. Food is the…
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“Reasons to rehome your pet: You died. Thank you, that’s all”
Many people believe that having pets is for life. "Reasons to rehome your pet: You died. Thank you, that's all" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Reasons to…
“Reasons why fall is #1:...bugs have returned to hell where they belong”
Many people hate bugs. The bugs disappear in the winter season. "My favorite thing about the fall season is that BUGS HAVE RETURNED TO HELL WHERE THEY CAME FROM" was posted on Twitter by…
“Rebounding translates (from college basketball to the pros)”
NBA scouts always look for basketball skills that "translate" from the college level to the pros. A college player might block shots against shorter players, but might struggle against…
“Recessions catch what auditors miss”
"Recessions catch what the auditors miss" is a saying often attributed to economist John Kenneth Galbraith (1908-2006), and he did say that in a July 2002 interview. However,…
“Recipe for an atomic salad: protons, neutrons, electrons and croutons”
"Recipe for an atomic salad: protons, neutrons, electrons and croutons" is a joke that was printed in Boys' Life in April 1987. "Crouton" sounds like it belongs with the…
“Recipe for ice cream soup—one part ice cream, three parts waiting”
"Ice cream soup" is melted ice cream. There's not much of a recipe. "Does anyone have a recipe for ice cream soup?" was posted on Twitter by Sabeana on November 22, 2010.…
“Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school…”
"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school 4) Get lost in chaos 5) Forget about coffee 6) Drink it cold" is a jocular saying about teachers that has been…
“Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school…”
"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Become a teacher 2) Pour coffee 3) Go to school 4) Get lost in chaos 5) Forget about coffee 6) Drink it cold" is a jocular saying about teachers that has been…
“Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Have kids 2) Make coffee 3) Forget you made coffee 4) Drink it cold”
"Recipe for iced coffee: 1) Have kids 2) Make coffee 3) Forget you made coffee 4) Drink it cold" is a jocular parenting saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
“Recipe for Irish stew: Drink the Guinness, forget about the stew” (joke)
Irish stew is a classic Irish dish, but there are many ways it can be made. Some recipes include Guinness stout. A joke Irish stew recipe is: "Get some meat, some potatoes and a lot of…
“Recipe for Prime Rib: Salt, pepper, and butter. Cook for 2, 3, 5, 7 or 11 minutes”
Prime rib does not involved prime numbers, but there are jokes. "Of course, then you'll realise that you should be bridling every *prime* rib. 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13" was posted on…
“Recipe for Triscuits: Finely chop one scarecrow. Salt to taste”
Triscuit is a brand of snack crackers. Many people do not like the taste. "Triscuits are the perfect snack for anyone who has ever wanted to eat wicker furniture" is a saying that has…
“Recipe said to ‘Chill in the fridge for two hours.’ I nearly died”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- FunnyPosted by u/cachebrain July 5, 2017Cooking instructions.... Chill in the fridge for an hour.(A person is shown in the refrigerator. -- ed.) Reddit --…
“Recipe: A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy…’
"Recipe -- A series of step-by-step instructions for preparing ingredients you forgot to buy in utensils you don't own to make a dish the dog won't eat the rest of." This…
“Recipes are like online dates. They never look like the picture”
"Recipes are like online dating… They never end up looking like the picture!" is a jocular saying that has been cited in print since at least 2010. "Recipes are like online…
“Recipes in the Midwest: the secret is adding an extra block of cream cheese”
Many people in the American midwest love to add cheese to dishes. "you're screwed bc in the midwest every meal has at least 1 block of cream cheese in it" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking”
"Recipes should include photos of the mess you have to clean up after cooking" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images The saying was posted on Twitter by Matthew…
“Recognize it, admit it, learn from it, and forget it” (handling a mistake)
The syndicated "Ask Ann Landers" newspaper advice column ("Ann Landers" was then the pen name of Eppie Lederer) contained this advice in December 1957: "A mistake can be…
“Records are made to be broken”
"Records are made to be broken" is a popular sports saying. Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) wrote in 1738, "Promises and Pye-crust are made to be broken." The "records"…