“Paper jam is the least delicious of all preserves”
A "paper jam" is not a food, but there are jokes. "Paper Jam is the most flavorless of all condiments" was posted on X/Twitter by The Drawn on June 16, 2011. "paper jam is…
Alphebetical for "p"
“Paper money is cold hard cash. A credit/debit card is hold card cash”
Paper money is "cold hard cash." A credit/debit card is "hold card cash." The line was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on AUgust 23, 2017: "paper money: **cold hard…
“Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don’t care. Just baguette”
"Baguette" sounds a bit like "bag it." A pun is: "Paper or plastic for my French bread? I don't care. Just baguette." "Also french? here is a joke: French…
“Paper or plastic?”/“Either. I’m bisacksual.”
A cashier often gives a customer a choice of bags and asks, “Paper or plastic?” A joke is: CASHIER: Paper or plastic?CUSTOMER: Either. I'm bisacksual/bisacktual. "When they ask…
“Paper or plastic?”/“Either. I’m bisacktual.”
A cashier often gives a customer a choice of bags and asks, “Paper or plastic?” A joke is: CASHIER: Paper or plastic?CUSTOMER: Either. I'm bisacksual/bisacktual. "When they ask…
“PAPER PLATES AIN’ GOT SHIT TO DO WIT’ STRUGGLE. WE JUST DON’T LIKE WASHIN’ DISHES. HELL…. WISH WE CAN USE PAPER POTS TOO”
Many people eat from paper plates because they're poor. “You don’t know poor until you’ve rinsed off a paper plate” is a saying. However, some people use papers plates only because…
“Paper plates ain’t got nothing to do with struggling. I just don’t like washing dishes. I wish I could use paper pots too”
Many people eat from paper plates because they're poor. “You don’t know poor until you’ve rinsed off a paper plate” is a saying. However, some people use papers plates only because…
“Paper straws become an ingredient in your drink after you take 2 sips”
Many people believe that paper straws do a very poor job of the task they were designed to perform. After just a few sips, the straws often become soggy and sometimes break into the drink.…
“Paper straws that come in a plastic wrapper are canceling itself out”
Some areas banned plastic straws to protect the environment, but the paper straws were wrapped in plastic. "I love how these paper straws appear to come in a plastic wrapper" was posted…
“Paper towel is just napkins on the cob”
"Paper towels are just napkins on the cob" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people eat corn on the cob with napkins. "Paper towel is just napkin on the…
“Paper towels are just napkins on the cob”
"Paper towels are just napkins on the cob" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people eat corn on the cob with napkins. "Paper towel is just napkin on the…
“Paperclip: the staple for people with commitment issues”
"Paperclip: the staple for people with commitment issues" is a jocular saying about office supplies that has been printed on several images. "Just read that the paper clip . . . . is…
“Papers, please!” (regulations requiring identification)
Entry in progress -- B.P. OCLC WorldCat record"Your papers please": credentialing and the doctor/hospital relationship.Author: AB Cohen Edition/Format: Article : English Publication:…
“Paranoia has reached absurd stages. I sneezed on my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak created much fear -- and a few jokes. "Purée la paranoïa du coronavirus s’étend je vient de toussé devant mon pc il a lancé un scan antivirus…"…
“Paratha rolls not gender roles”
"Paratha rolls not gender roles" is a gender saying that has been printed on many images. "Paratha rolls not gender roles" was a sign at the Aurat (women's) March in…
“Parboiled: Playing a round of golf on a very hot and humid day”
"Parboiling" has nothing to do with a golf "par," but there are jokes. "Par-boiled: mistakenly put a golf ball in the saucepan instead of an egg" was posted on the…
“Pardon the weeds. I’m feeding the bees”
"Pardon the weeds. I'm feeding the bees" (or "Pardon the weeds. We are feeding the bees") is a jocular lawn sign that has been printed in many images. Putting away the…
“Pardon the weeds. We are feeding the bees”
"Pardon the weeds. I'm feeding the bees" (or "Pardon the weeds. We are feeding the bees") is a jocular lawn sign that has been printed in many images. Putting away the…
“Parent Pro Tip: If they’re old enough to critique what you put in their lunch, they’re old enough to make it themself”
Mothers try to pack school lunches for their kids, but the kids often don't appreciate it. "Mom pro tip: If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old…
“Parenting with fruit snacks: little bags of shut the hell up”
"Parenting with fruit snacks: little bags of shut the hell up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Fruit snacks are a big part of my parenting strategy. Little…